My first FR, and its a 7 set?!?

[tsalagi]

This is my first FR on here, so excuse my inaccuracies. Also, i am 18 and a freshman tennis player in college, so those are the references.

Who: Me, roomie
Where: Country Club
Opener used: "This sucks. I fucking hate tennis" (i wish i was kidding... worse ever, right?)
Result: 1 K close, 4 numbers, and a milf who "wants me to teach her tennis at her house"
Details: Oh baby. 7 set. I had just lost and I was soaked in sweat. I havent shaved in a week, and my breath currently reeks of BBQ sauce. Two of them have been drinking, and I walk up and drop the line. General praise, and then fluff. We are looking at about three 9s (two being moms), two 8.5s, and two -100s.

Everything I am saying is going to the worst looking two, and I have added my southern drawl (people out here fucking love it), and we all start laughing at stupid jokes and being silly. Finally, i look at the 9 that is my age and tell her i have something to show her. I do the cube test (Many colors, big, empty, ladder close- many different sides, pleased with her life right now yet is lacking something (presumably a man) and with her friends close) Everyone is amazed, i get names of the 9s, and 8.5s. the two -100s leave... they have no shot.

One of the moms starts flirting, playfully pushing me and shit... so i say (and as i later found out, it wasnt such a good idea... see the end for why) that "whoever married you is super lucky", and they all swoon. The 8.5s go, but are so happy that they want to hang out wiht me later that night, give me their numbers and tell me to call them (i dont. i might later this week) so here i am with 3 genuine 9s, and two of them are married... this is heaven.

We start to talk about relationships, and then the mom i hit on said "you two would make a good couple" I say "maybe, but i am a southern boy, i need a woman who will do stuff for me, and most importantly, she must be a good kisser. I dont think that (9s name) is a good kisser" Neg complete.

She is shocked, but laughing still. The other milf says, " well why dont you find out." I laugh, there is no way i am kissing a girl in front of these people... i am repping (my school) right now. The 9 thinks differently. She looks at me, blinks and says "yeah, lets find out"

Long story short, she wasnt a bad kisser. The milfs clapped and one of them said that it "looked awesome". she gave me her number and said that i could "teach her tennis anytime" the 9, still infatuated gave me hers on a piece of paper with a heart and a pair of lips on it.

Not bad for a freshman.

**the milf i hit on, her husband owns about half of (local town), and in his free time works as a bouncer at the clubs.

[Cheshire]

Sounds like you should sarge the husband, major social proof...