SHIT TESTS-LETS HELP EACH OTHER OUT AND PLOW THROUGH THESE TOGETHER!

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SHIT TESTS-LETS HELP EACH OTHER OUT AND PLOW THROUGH THESE TOGETHER!

Postby Guest » Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:15 pm

OK OK THE GOAL OF THIS ACTIVITY IS TO HELP EACH OTHER TO FIND MORE EFFECTIVE WAYS TO COUNTER IT
AS I AM SURE WE'VE FACED ALOT OF THESE BEFORE IN OUR SARGING CAREER....

1. Provide a Shit Test
2. Provide how an AFC would respond to it (so we can avoid responding this way)
3. Provide how a True Pua would respond to it
4. Dont forget to put another (new) shit test for the next person to answer and so on

I'll start it with an easy one...Let the Game Begins!!

**HB: But I Have a Boyfriend....

AFCs: Oh I'm sorry missy. I'll be on my way then....

Silent*: Great!! He can make us breakfast in the morning =) (Big Credit to Juggler)

Next Test:
HB: Do you Have a Girlfriend?
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Postby Guest » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:30 pm

[quote1209176979=**Silent**]
Next Test:
HB: Do you Have a Girlfriend?

[/quote1209176979]

yes...she'll probably cook us a late-night snack too.

alternate: yes....at home, in a box. Well, several boxes, but you get my point.
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Postby Guest » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:15 pm

hehe nice one dont forget to put a new shit test for the others

I'll put one for you a bit harder now:

HB: "I only date hot men!"
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Postby Guest » Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:43 pm

[quote1209184730=**Silent**]
HB: "I only date hot men!"
[/quote1209184730]

"I never said we were going to date, dork. Damn... you girls are only interested in a piece of meat these days."


- next:
HB: "Sorry, but I think I'm a bit out of your league."
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Postby Guest » Sat Apr 26, 2008 12:57 pm

[quote1209232324=yanges]
HB: "Sorry, but I think I'm a bit out of your league."
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no, its cool. Do you ever watch minor league baseball games? Those guys try as hard as they can on every play because every day a select few move up to the majors. If you stay committed and work hard, one day you can move up to the majors.

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Postby Guest » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:43 pm

[quote1209260482=yanges]
HB: "Sorry, but I think I'm a bit out of your league."
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or better yet "Don't worry silly, you don't look THAT bad" remember not to look for her reaction, right after you say that keep the conversation going =D
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Postby Guest » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:57 pm

HB: "Sorry, but I think I'm a bit out of your league."

AFC: "What? Wait, why?"

Me: "Well, you have to be this tall to ride this ride", point to yourself, then raise your hand just slightly taller than her to indicate that she isn't tall enough to ride then say: "so you see, we're both making compromises here..."

HB: "You're not my type."
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Postby Guest » Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:03 pm

[quote1209264790=Bull Run]
HB: "You're not my type."
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First of all I think almost every shit test should be responded to differently based on the person and your individual personality. I could say some shit that only i can get away with as I am sure mystery can say some responses that only he can get away with and so on.

The important thing is that guys just realize when there is a shit test and know that they should plow through it.

HB: "Your not my type"

AFC: Aww thats too bad :(, OR oh alright nice meeting you...

Edgy: "I am not trying to pick you up! I am just waiting for the house to fall on you so I can take your slippers"

Cocky: "Yea you probably normally dont date hot/cute guys"

Dumb it down: I am not your type?! Aww you are so cute! you are like my retarded cousin.

What I would probably say: Then why are you all over me? or Then why are you so attracted to me!

Roleplaying: I am not your type?! That's it!! The wedding is off! call the caterer and planner ASAP and cancel!!

bad boy: Not your type?! Yea I am too much trouble for you to handle ;)

J-Dog: He would probably say like "yea i know I am too high maintenance you would have to pamper me"

Theres a billion ways to respond to this like i said before just respond in a way that works with your personality

ST:
HB: "You are just a player!"

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Postby Guest » Sat Apr 26, 2008 10:30 pm

[quote1209266448=DateDemon]

ST:
HB: "You are just a player!"


[/quote1209266448]

AFCs: No I'm not.

Cocky Silent*: Thats what my last ex said and look what happened to her =P

Playful Silent*: Only on the weekend! weekdays i'm a good naughty boy... Swear!!!

Role-paying Silent*: Hey you're right! you can be my tuesdays and wednesdays then =)

ST: gets harder now guys

HB: "We're just friends ok"
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Postby Guest » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:57 pm

HB: We're just friends

PUA: Oh, you mean you flirt with ALL your friends this way? God, you have more problems than I thought...

or something equally as clever, lol

HB: You're pathetic, why do you even try?
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