Dallas PUA

While laying around in bed with this girl asked me a few questions that I didn't know how to answer. I think these might be shit test questions so I would like to know some great ways to answer. I assume that the best way is to just avoid answering altogether. I tried to change the subject but she was persistant on getting answers. So here they are:

1) "Are you a player?"
Yes and No both suck! how about "not really"

2) "How many girls have you had sex with in the last month?"
The answer is one, but there has to be a better answer.

3) "Why did you blow me off the other day?" I didn't respond to her text message last Friday b/c I was at the improv class. I didn't really consider it blowing her off but she kept calling it that. Lol and the imagined show of disinterest really got her into me I believe.

Numbers 2 and 3 are easy. Just tell the truth very simply and own it. Why does there have to be a better answer than the truth?
2) One
3) I was busy.

Number 1 is pretty easy also. ALWAYS AGREE. But there is a stock answer to that particular question. I think it comes from Tyler Durden.
1) Yes. What is it you like about players anyway?

2) 46 (say it matter-of-factly)

1. Yes. Me, Danger, and The Vigo went to padre this year. Chicks dig the big yellow hat and mud wrestling. (opens up for high value story)

2. Why do you ask? How many girls have YOU slept with (bisexuality check)

3. Refer back to question 1. I was refereeing a mud wrestling match didn't want to get my phone wet. It's been real rainy of late hasn't it? (call back humor and takes care of shit test)

Aces wrote:1) "Are you a player?"

*saying sarcastically* yeah all the women love me

Aces wrote:2) "How many girls have you had sex with in the last month?"

uhmm 4000 I mean 4001

Aces wrote:3) "Why did you blow me off the other day?"

I was hangout out with friends (I am pretty honest with this question)

Aces wrote:While laying around in bed with this girl asked me a few questions that I didn't know how to answer. I think these might be shit test questions so I would like to know some great ways to answer. I assume that the best way is to just avoid answering altogether. I tried to change the subject but she was persistant on getting answers. So here they are:

1) "Are you a player?"
Yes and No both suck! how about "not really"

easy, "are you a typical dallas party girl?

Aces wrote:
2) "How many girls have you had sex with in the last month?"
The answer is one, but there has to be a better answer.

Sleep? none

Aces wrote:
3) "Why did you blow me off the other day?" I didn't respond to her text message last Friday b/c I was at the improv class. I didn't really consider it blowing her off but she kept calling it that. Lol and the imagined show of disinterest really got her into me I believe.

she's totally shit testing you. as far as a response, "Are you that desperate for my attention?"

1) "do i look like a player?"
2) "guess." / 46 will work too.
3) open ended. great for DHV or transition further.

1) "Are you a player?" - Yes, and you love me.

2) "How many girls have you had sex with in the last month?" More then 1. (Sayber gave me that idea)

3) "Why did you blow me off the other day?" - I don't like that question. I'm taking away 3 cool-points. =)

1) players deceive people and hurt feelings. i just have a lot of girls chasing me

2) one billion hahahahahahahaha! (cheeky shit, how many have YOU slept with in the last month?)

3) i dont recall, i must have been busy

not as interesting as some of the others, but congruent with my not giving a shit

1) "yes. I play basketball, football, and soccer. How could you tell?"

2) (Do the "thinking" face and start putting fingers up) then say, "none, I don't believe in sex. Do you believe in sex?" (Smirk)

3) "What? I did?... I thought that was the other ________ I know. Tell you what, to make it up to you, call me again sometime and I I'll blow you off instead so that way it's even." (laugh) "Nah", ask her why she thinks she blew her off, (once she tells you, Laugh, and then follow up with DHV story)