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Reframe the statement above you . . .
Posted:
Wed Jan 17, 2007 11:48 pmby Mojo
I got this idea from VA.com's forum, who in turn got it from MM.com's forum. It an entertaining and educational idea. Here is how it goes:
I'll post a shit test and the next person will reframe it and post a new shit test.
Something like this:
Shit test: Do you think that woman over there is sexy?
Reframe:Why? Should I hook you up?
So lets try it.
Shit test: Buy me a drink!
Re: Reframe the statement above you . . .
Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:02 amby hooks
Mojo wrote:I got this idea from VA.com's forum, who in turn got it from MM.com's forum. It an entertaining and educational idea. Here is how it goes:
I'll post a shit test and the next person will reframe it and post a new shit test.
Something like this:
Shit test: Do you think that woman over there is sexy?
Reframe:Why? Should I hook you up?
So lets try it.
Shit test: Buy me a drink!
bartender! 1 ice water for the lady
Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:04 amby Neuromancer
See i was thinking "... and a water for the mooch. So does that attitude get you laid?"
shit test: you smell funny.
Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2007 12:38 amby Neuromancer
or "what kind of drink do you want?" (she replies here) "it's good to want things" of course you can see this one coming usually so i always ask first
example from last friday HP21stbday walks up "It's my 21st birthday!" I reply "GREAT buy us a drink to celebrate!"
Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:54 amby Vector
HB: Buy me a drink!
Vector: OMG that reminds me, a few months ago, I was taking care of my grandma, because my mom was in the hospital, and there was this bar and grill type restaurant that was supposed to have really good food...
or
HB: Buy me a drink!
Vector: We're going to play a game, I'm going to ask you five questions, and you have to lie to all five of them. Have you played this before? Should be easy. If you win, I'll buy you a drink. If I win, you buy me one. [ I've never lost this game ]
Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:12 amby Elsewhere
Shit Test: I am (or used to be) a stripper.
Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2007 7:13 amby omgdallas
vec- how do you always win that game?
Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:38 amby Mojo
Elsewhere wrote:Shit Test: I am (or used to be) a stripper.
Reframe: My ex-gf was a stripper. She was fucking hot, but psycho. This is sooo not going to work out.
Shit Test: I just broke up with my boyfriend over the weekend
Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:32 pmby Neuromancer
Mojo wrote:Shit Test: I just broke up with my boyfriend over the weekend
"Awesome! Lets do the freedom dance real quick!" (dance here, short, goofy and fun. you may need to show her how) "Welcome to a brighter more wonderful world!" give her a hug.
Shit test: You can't talk to me until you prove you are worthy."
Posted:
Thu Jan 18, 2007 1:52 pmby Mojo
Note: A great answer to "I just broke up with my boyfriend over the weekend" is to look around the room, point out the biggest AFC and say" This guy would be perfect for you. Let's go meet him..."
deucex wrote:Shit test: You can't talk to me until you prove you are worthy."
Reframe: Hmmmm, I am still trying to determine if you are worthy *said with an inquisitive smirk*
Shit Test: When was the last time you had sex (said after you f-closed her on your bed. Also, the last time you had sex was in that same bed the night before. This has happened to me occasionally)