Dallas PUA

Every time this question has been brought up, I'm something different. I have been everything from a janitor at an elementary school to a multimillionaire lawyer. I try to stick more to blue collar jobs because there are so many gold diggers around here, but I have never actually told a girl what I really do, and i have avoided it as long as possible but im starting to run out of ideas. And the places I hang out are starting to become full of girls i have run course with already and im afraid they are going to start talking. So does there come a time when I start telling them what I actually do, or should I keep making things up? I have more fun making things up and seeing what exactly I can get them to believe and how far I can push it because I have a feeling that if a girl finds out what I do before she knows me, she is just gonna want to be with me for the fame rather than who I am. Not that its a bad thing, it just gets really old really fast. Any suggestions?

Here is a small list of what I have been:
1. Janitor
2. Zippo repair man
3. bus boy at a resturant
4. Car wash person
5. Male stripper (lol and I am no where near ripped enough and she believed me)
6. Lawyer
7. CEO of a company
8. my favorite: Male pattern baldness model, even though im nowhere near going bald.
9. Professional video game player. (yes being a geek worked, kinda ironic)
10. Teacher.

any new Ideas? I need some random off-the-wall ones. and any advice on telling girls what I actually do?

and so you all get why I dont tell girls what I do usually is because I import exotic race cars, so the girls see the cars, and then figure out who I know, and are then in it to be seen in the cars rather than to be seen with me. (dont get me wrong, I have used the cars to my advantage when I just dont feel like putting alot of effort into a girl but thats very unlike me usually)

Recently I've been just telling girls what I actually do... I don't give them a full on description but when they ask I tell them "I'm in the real estate business" in a matter of fact kind of way and I've been F Closing them fine. Honestly I don't think it makes that much of a difference what you say as long as you don't come off like your bragging or initiate it first. I think the "ass model" and all that bs just makes you come off stupid. If the girl is interested in you already you don't need some stupid ass line just tell them what you do without bragging. Try it out... see how well you F close the girl when saying mystery's retarted ass model bs and when telling them what you actually do. By the way # closes and K closes don't count, they're just mental masturbation in my opinion.

New ideas?

Under cover martini tester

Emoticon desiner

lol scoundrel, i LOVE the ideas, and yeah Slick, i think im just gonna start saying what I actually do, its getting to confusing with all of em. and I agree with you 100% that you dont really close a girl till you F Close her. I never feel like I DID work on her till i F close. everything else is for AFCs.

Legacy wrote:lol scoundrel, i LOVE the ideas, and yeah Slick, i think im just gonna start saying what I actually do, its getting to confusing with all of em. and I agree with you 100% that you dont really close a girl till you F Close her. I never feel like I DID work on her till i F close. everything else is for AFCs.

I think the PUA shit is great starting off cause it helps you feel confident and gets you reactions... but after a while toning it down a little and becoming more of a real person seems to work as long as your still displaying confidence and not pushing the interaction too hard

Some I like to use, almost always gets a laugh at the very least....

PEZ tester
Hired stamp licker (I'm great with my tounge)
motor oil taste tester
International mystery shopper
tazer test dummy

Just think of the most outlandish job a person can have and go with it, just havin fun right?

some that work good for me

Ass model
adrenaline junkie
nothing, I drink too much and am a general drain on society.

The funniest one I just recently heard from a friend:
"Retired from the adult film industry." Why? " It was a freak stunt cum incident"! It gets 'em rolling all the time!
I think you can say anything, as long as you can follow up with whatever the next series of questions might be. There is nothing stupider than running out of replies or comments, especially if it was your frame to begin with!!!LOL

"Professional midget thrower" has to be among the top...it's big in Cambodia...lol...here is a superb story to go along w/ it! There isn't 1 set you can't hook w/ this.

Just remember to add your own ridiculous details to the story.

HA there's some great job idea's there guy's it's great to see a community with such an imagination! These are all great but in essence all you are doing is giving the girl a shit test and not building enough comfort with her, in which case how are you ment to f close if there's not enough comfort. For these Idea's it would be used greatly for breaking rapport, and then you can go on to tell her your real job.

A tip for when you do is to make it sound exciting, if you work at, for example health and safety for a local tv station. " I give the authorisation for all the stunts and explosions to happen on channel 5," you're not lying because it is health and safety, but it sounds fun and exciting! Show ambition and enthuasim when you speak of your job don't let it lower your value!

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