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Tell me the jeallous G/F opener.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:32 pm
by Suave
Hey I have heard about this jeallous g/f opener.. Someone want to tell me how it goes?

Also, what are some other good openers.. I have no problem opening a set with the woman's opinion opener, but I need to have a wide array to add to my pimpin arsenal.

Thanks,

PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 2:51 pm
by Mojo
Jealous Girlfriend
by Style

My roommate’s girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a dresser drawer, and she’s really upset about it.

JEALOUS GIRLFRIEND (Style) “Hey guys, I need a female perspective on something. This’ll only take a minute. My roommate’s girlfriend just found a shoebox he keeps hidden in a dresser drawer, and she’s really upset about it.

It’s nothing bad, just pictures of him and ex-girlfriends on vacation and old love letters he got in high school and stuff. But for some reason his girlfriend is freaking out about this and wants him to get rid of it or she’s threatening to break up with him.

Is this normal female behavior?”

So now she wants him to burn the box or she’s leaving him, isn’t that fucked up??

(girls get ridiculously into this opener and it helps if you tease them for it)

Style


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PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 1:17 pm
by Suave
Thanks mojo

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 12:48 am
by Vector
There are lots of versions. Make it your own. If it doesn't come out like how you talk, change it to how you do talk.

In my version, it's not my roommate, because I don't have a roommate and I don't want to imply that I have one (it lowers your value). If you say "my friend" they will often assume you're talking about yourself. If you say "my friend Jeff" they will assume that it is really your friend. And my friend Jeff is still friends with his girlfriend from college.

Also, I never say "This'll only take a minute." I say "I've only got a minute, I've got to get back to my friends." One of them you're apologizing for taking their time. The other you're a busy and fun guy.

Modify it, make it something you're comfortable with. Some parts, the exact wording is important, other parts don't really matter at all.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 30, 2006 1:14 am
by Neuromancer
Props on your replies tonight Vec. Great advice.

I was reading your post and I though It might be good for DHVing your wing. "He's a cool guy, (insert wing DHV here) and the way I look at it, he shouldn't worry about until he finds someone worthy of him. (wing approaches) Oh, hey this is him. hey wing this the cast of The View I was telling them about your girlfriend."