Dallas PUA

I have a friend, he's a natural and a total wierdo! Recently I watched him open a set by saying "hi, I'm a 37 year old Jewish guy with a drug problem and lives with his mom." Then he rubbed his head on the girls arm while saying "Snarff, snarff." The girls LOVED him!

Now, this would never work for me. But, that kind of thing works for him all the time. I'm interested in wierd pick-up stuff that others have seen. Who's got stories?

A DLV that DHV's.

I love these. I make fun of myself in a couple ways I can think of off the top of my head.

If a girl asks the time I point to my watch and say I don't know. My battery is dead and I can't afford the $14 battery.

At some point if traveling, car, whatever comes up I mention: Yah I drive a 1974 Pinto Stationwagon. Its red with rust. Blah Blah

This is what I consider a DLV that actually DHV's. Now why would calling yourself a bum DHV you? The answer is easy. Most girls hear about how awesome you are. How rich you are. What kind of car you drive. Blah Blah ohh I drive a BMW. That has got to get annoying when a guy says shit like that. That is my take. It usually works for me.

Okay, I have another one. A natural I used to hang out with once bumped into a girl so hard it knocked her to the floor. He just kept walking. She chased him down, grabbed his arm and said "hey motherfucker, you just knocked me down!"

His reply was "sorry, I didn't see you." Two hours later he took her home.

doing what you are saying is a key part of juggler's stuff. It's called disqualification. I'll pm you more about it.

Scoundrel wrote:I have a friend, he's a natural and a total wierdo! Recently I watched him open a set by saying "hi, I'm a 37 year old Jewish guy with a drug problem and lives with his mom." Then he rubbed his head on the girls arm while saying "Snarff, snarff." The girls LOVED him!

Now, this would never work for me. But, that kind of thing works for him all the time. I'm interested in wierd pick-up stuff that others have seen. Who's got stories?

Dude, you don't have to talk about yourself in the third person. Its cool. Its just the internet.

on that note...great opener for this type of thing:(Juggler also)

Those girls over there told me to get lost, so I thought I'd come talk to(hit on) you guys....