Dallas PUA

Today I learned to never get into an AMOG battle with a comedian on stage...no matter how much he bashes your sexy fedora.

A short fat black man named Radio tooled the fuck out of me. I'm damn good when it comes to AMOGing, but when the other guy has a Mic (and an endless supply of masturbation jokes), he wins.

I did manage to number close two girls, one of whom was on a date But they're certain to flake...

Westfall

what lines did he use? Amoging is essential to any PUAs skill list any maybe some of these lines may be pertinent.

p4nzer wrote:what lines did he use? Amoging is essential to any PUAs skill list any maybe some of these lines may be pertinent.

Do you REALLY want to AMOG someone in set with masturbation jokes? I'd stay away from that, personally.

p4nzer wrote:what lines did he use? Amoging is essential to any PUAs skill list any maybe some of these lines may be pertinent.

Radio: I like your hat
WF: Thank you
Radio: It don't match worth shit, but it's a nice hat

WF: I can't be bothered with fashion...
Radio: Yeah? Where's your girlfriend...oh you can't be bothered with that either?

Radio: You masturbate so much when you finally do get some pussy you're going to feel like you're cheating on your hand.

Radio: Somebody PLEASE date this guy before he gives himself carpal tunnel syndrome.

Westfall

Westfall wrote:

p4nzer wrote:what lines did he use? Amoging is essential to any PUAs skill list any maybe some of these lines may be pertinent.

Radio: I like your hat
WF: Thank you
Radio: It don't match worth shit, but it's a nice hat

WF: I can't be bothered with fashion...
Radio: Yeah? Where's your girlfriend...oh you can't be bothered with that either?

Radio: You masturbate so much when you finally do get some pussy you're going to feel like you're cheating on your hand.

Radio: Somebody PLEASE date this guy before he gives himself carpal tunnel syndrome.

Westfall

dude, you gotta admit some of those are hilarious. Probably wasnt hilarious at the time tho....