Translation by Tucker Max
Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2008 7:52 pmI just finished the book by Tucker Max, titled I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. A lot of it is pickup-relevant, but this I thought was just too perfect:
Well calibrated.
Tucker Max, on page 243 wrote:... About five minutes into the conversation, she drops this:
Lindsay: "Can we just be freinds?"
Tucker: "What do you mean?"
Lindsay: "Well, I just don't want you to think that I'm here to have sex with you."
Tucker: "When did I bring up the subject of sex?"
Lindsay: "Well, you didn't but... well... you know..."
Tucker: "Don't sweat things like that. Let's just hang out and have fun and everthing will work itself out."
Let me translate that conversation from GameSpeak to common English:
Lindsay: "I want to fuck you, but I don't want to feel like a slut when I do it."
Tucker: "I won't make you feel like a slut, even if you act like one."
Lindsay: "Good, because even though I think I want to fuck you, I want you to run good game on me first. You have to earn it."
Tucker: "Relax, I have everything under control."
Well calibrated.