Dallas PUA

this is a fun game I found on another forum.

I'll post a shit-test and the next person re-frames it, then posts a new shit-test.

Example:-

Shit-test: Why are you so short

Reframe: Is that your best retort?

(then you I post a new shit-test for the next person)

Shit-test: You're a tight ass!

You like my tight ass? I am a famous ass model. I'm on every ass ad from here to Paris. You can look but.....Hey! hands off the merchandise!


Test: What kind of car do you drive?

Reframe: hm you know now that I think about I'm not sure it's big enough to take you home tomorow.


Shit test: I'm not staying at your place

Reframe: Excuse me? I'll bet you're one of those sexual predators that you always see on TV. I need comfort and rapport before you get the goods. I'm not a piece of meat.

Shit Test: What makes you so presumptuous?

Reframe: OMG! THAT'S AWESOME! 4 syllables.... you didn't go to school 'round here, did you?

Shit Test: Where'd all your hair go? (I love this one.)

Reframe: is seasonal--much like the leaves, changes color then falls, should be regrowing in the next (look at watch) few hours or so

Shit test: Why are you talking to us?

Reframe: What? Totally missed what you said that midget over there (point) caught my attention. How many 7's are there between 0 and 100?

Shit Test: *Weird look*

Reframe: "What? [Raise an eyebrow] Did someone fart?"

Shit Test: "What's the deal with the jewelry?"

Reframe: Me and my passie just pulled off a jewlery store hiest. Seriously though, you should accessorize more, it would make you look hot.

Shit Test: What's your sexual orientation? Are you gay?

Reframe: yes, that's why I accessorize properly... I'm thinking about turning straight again guess I'd have to find a girl good enough to convince me. Not you though.

Shit test: You are one of those pua guys aren't you!