Texting

[Bull Run]

Women love to text. Considering that it's less evasive, less imposing, and easier I understand why. So, here's my question for you guys. What kinds of things do you say via text to start conversations? I've got a few, such as:

"Taco Bell or Taco Bueno?"

"I agree. She was hot! But dude her personality was totally lacking! U should find a cool chick that [insert something specific about the girl you sent the text to]"

Then follow up with:

"I meant to send that to my buddy, you guys have the same name."

"I have a very important question to ask you...write me back!"

Then follow up with:

"Paper or plastic?" or "Brad or Angelina?" or "Angelina or Jennifer?" or "Left or right?" or "Wat kind of shampoo do u use?" etc.

"Woof, woof"

This one works surprisingly well, a lot of times they'll respond with "Meow, meow." Then, you hit them with "Wag, wag" etc.

"Psst, over here."

All of the above work pretty well, depending on the person of course. So, what kinds of things do you guys send the ladies via text?

[Check_Mate]

Right on Bull Run. I was just thinking about starting a thread on the same topic.

I got one last weekend that says:

"Shut the door, take off ur pants, get on top of me and do what u need to do to satisfy ur needs. Love, always The Toilet"

It's really good to get them fantasizing about you. I sent it to multiple HB's and and got really good reactions.

[Hym3n]

I usually just send "rawr" although I'll have to try some of these

[Bull Run]

Women love to text. Considering that it's less evasive, less imposing, and easier I understand why. So, here's my question for you guys. What kinds of things do you say via text to start conversations? I've got a few, such as:

"Taco Bell or Taco Bueno?"

"I agree. She was hot! But dude her personality was totally lacking! U should find a cool chick that [insert something specific about the girl you sent the text to]"

Then follow up with:

"I meant to send that to my buddy, you guys have the same name."

"I have a very important question to ask you...write me back!"

Then follow up with:

"Paper or plastic?" or "Brad or Angelina?" or "Angelina or Jennifer?" or "Left or right?" or "Wat kind of shampoo do u use?" etc.

"Woof, woof"

This one works surprisingly well, a lot of times they'll respond with "Meow, meow." Then, you hit them with "Wag, wag" etc.

"Psst, over here."

All of the above work pretty well, depending on the person of course. So, what kinds of things do you guys send the ladies via text?

I almost forgot, I used this one this weekend that was inspired by the greatness that is Interpol:

"There's no 'I' in 'Threesome,' but there is an 'O.' So, whatca doin'?"

And I also like to show emotion, feelings, etc. in my texts, such as:

"Psst, over here."

She responds.

"[Whispering] Whatcha doin'?"

In addition to what you say, let's talk about 'when' you say it. For instance, I tend to mirror the response time of the girl I just texted. If it takes 10 minutes to respond, I take ~ 10 minutes, if it takes 2 minutes then I respond right way, etc.

[Cru$H]

a good one is

"your shoes are untied"

and then when they text back:

"no they arent", or "what?"

say

"YES THEY ARE... look again"

and then after another

"no"

be like

"fine but you still have a nasty stain on your shirt"

they usually end up laughing. and if they don't then they will later.

or u can say something like

"there is something in your teeth" etc...

that makes them really look hard. and usually they laugh when they are alone looking in the mirror realizing it was a joke. i know this only because i was wiht a girl who had a bf and we were just chilling and she was like

"what!!!?" out loud, and everyone was like
"what?"
and she was like
"is there anything in my hair or on my face?"
everyone was like
"hmmm, no"

she could'nt stop laughing and then she just called her bf who continued to tease her even more over the phone.
All you here is
"Shuuuut uppp, hahhaha"

that post was ca$h money , bull run. check mate, that is risky, but all the better for girls u are comfortable with. powerful shit. good job guys.

[Finesse]

I like, "Hey."

That one works great for me.

[Westfall]

I like to text:

I'm a Zachasauras Rex

Westfall

[Rhody]

I like, "Hey."

That one works great for me.

I like "ping".

[Finesse]

I like, "Hey."

That one works great for me.

I like "ping".

Ill try it.

[Westfall]

I like, "Hey."

That one works great for me.

I like "ping".

Followed shortly with "pong"