This could only happen to me
Posted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:56 pmIm talking on the phone to a girl I #-closed 2 weeks ago, and she realizes we don't know each other's names (She saved her # in my phone as Blueberry--a nickname I gave her).
BB: You don't know my name!
AX: I like BB better, it is way cooler than whatever your real name is.
AX: Besides you propbably have some dorky unsexy name like Margaret or Ethel
BB: ...
Of course, her first name actually turns out to be Margaret. What are the fuckin' odds!?
(Any PUA would, don't appologize, just know just roll with it)
AX: That's like an old ladies name. You should go pick up your grandkids. I bet you wear those old granny panties don't you?
Of course, she was named after her grand mother who died right before she was born (or something).
Later, in this conversation which was more tedious than the Bataan Death March (Note: I kept it interesting for her) , she started telling me about how she spends a lot of time thinking about "The funniest way to commit suicide" and then went on to describe some method that doesn't even appeal to my eccentric sense of humor. Good to know I attract emotonally stable girls...
I could tell this girl is a Drama Queen.
BB: You don't know my name!
AX: I like BB better, it is way cooler than whatever your real name is.
AX: Besides you propbably have some dorky unsexy name like Margaret or Ethel
BB: ...
Of course, her first name actually turns out to be Margaret. What are the fuckin' odds!?
(Any PUA would, don't appologize, just know just roll with it)
AX: That's like an old ladies name. You should go pick up your grandkids. I bet you wear those old granny panties don't you?
Of course, she was named after her grand mother who died right before she was born (or something).
Later, in this conversation which was more tedious than the Bataan Death March (Note: I kept it interesting for her) , she started telling me about how she spends a lot of time thinking about "The funniest way to commit suicide" and then went on to describe some method that doesn't even appeal to my eccentric sense of humor. Good to know I attract emotonally stable girls...
I could tell this girl is a Drama Queen.