Sparks Not Flying

[Guest]

I went out with this woman last night. She's about a 7.5, not a gorgeous 10 with a rockin' body, but I thought she was adorable. She's Thai, tiny and bubbly, just my type. We had drinks and a little food. We both admitted to being nervous, but we started to relax and have a good time. She started playing footsie under the table. We were flirting. I was teasing her. I told her I was having a good time and suggested we go play pool. She agreed.

While playing pool, whenever she finished a shot, she returned to me and leaned against me between my legs, or she would sit with her leg over mine. There was a lot of touching and kissing. Most of this was initiated by her, and I was happy to participate. Sex was inevitible. But not last night, because we both had kids at home. We talked about going for sushi tomorrow when I won't have a kid at home. Her idea, actually. It seemed like everything was aligned. All I had to do was not screw it up, right?

Nope. I got a text at 5:00 AM saying, "I really liked u but i didnt feel sparks flying like i wanted to i dont want to waste ur time im sry."

Thoughts?

[Guest]

"Interesting."

[Guest]

Sounds like a typical woman to me! Maybe she's not over her ex?? Give it a couple days then shoot her a text. If she doesn't respond then you probably just saved yourself a lot of drama!

[Guest]

I think you should get pissed off and throw a tantrum about how you're going to throw your computer out the window and move in with gorillas. Then, inevitably, Prodigy, Finesse, and Gunslinger will post something about how editing your posts is alpha and emotions are for emotional tampons. Then you can go back and forth 20 times on this thread with them, until finally you vanquish them with your superior arguing style and handsome chin.

But if that doesn't work, I think with this girl you should try to barrel through. She could be serious, or she could be teasing/testing you, so what do you have to lose?

[Guest]

[QUOTE=grimm1111;37736]I think you should get pissed off and throw a tantrum about how you're going to throw your computer out the window and move in with gorillas. Then, inevitably, Prodigy, Finesse, and Gunslinger will post something about how editing your posts is alpha and emotions are for emotional tampons. Then you can go back and forth 20 times on this thread with them, until finally you vanquish them with your superior arguing style and handsome chin.

But if that doesn't work, I think with this girl you should try to barrel through. She could be serious, or she could be teasing/testing you, so what do you have to lose?[/QUOTE]

I think u shuld take grimm's advise, sense we all know he's the gawd of p000ah -- I meen he's the best poooah on this bored...!

[Guest]

[QUOTE=Prodigy;37737]I think u shuld take grimm's advise, sense we all know he's the gawd of p000ah -- I meen he's the best poooah on this bored...![/QUOTE]

Damn right!

[Guest]

[QUOTE=grimm1111;37738]Damn right![/QUOTE]

Oh master grimmace, pleese teech us ur ways of piking up women!

[Guest]

[QUOTE=Prodigy;37739]Oh master grimmace, pleese teech us ur ways of piking up women![/QUOTE]

Prodigy, have you been drinking? Jesus Christ, he used to be such a nice young fellow.

[Guest]

[QUOTE=grimm1111;37736]...you can go back and forth 20 times on this thread with them, until finally you vanquish them with your superior arguing style and handsome chin.
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I guess that works...if you think superior arguing style consists of not having any reading comprehension, misinterpreting simple ideas, getting your panties in a wad over the smallest thing, and cussing like a sailor when someone disagrees with you...sure you have great arguing style.

[Guest]

[QUOTE=grimm1111;37740]Prodigy, have you been drinking? Jesus Christ, he used to be such a nice young fellow.[/QUOTE]

We're just tired of your constant, lousy attempts at social terrorism.