HOLY FUCK! I can't believe this happened!

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I am in mania right now!

(For a little background info on what I am going to say in this post read [URL="http://www.dallaslair.com/forum/showthread.php?t=4934"]this post[/URL])

I still have that nerdy, ugly chicks phone number in the post that is linked. I have actually recently been trying to get her to STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME! She is needy and clingy as fuck! She texts me like once every three days and I don't ever respond. Poor girl :rolleyes:

So anyways nerdy ugly chick texted me today, and the text said "Hey uh Keira(hb9) just texted me from some phone and told me to tell u to check ur email"

This text confused the crap outta me because tbh I kinda forgot about hb9 :p
So I checked my email and it showed 3 emails from her. In email 1 she responded to my email that I sent her. Email 2 she told me that she dyed her hair blonde and sent me a picture. Email 3 was her saying "Hey what's been going on?!?!?! Why haven't you responded to my emails yet?!?!?!?!?!"

The truth is I never checked my email. however I did not tell her that :cool: the truth I told her was my inbox is full of so much spam I never see important emails(that spam being pick up newsletters and shit :cool:)

So that is why I am happy. I just can't believe a Hb9 sat around for 5 MONTHS and thought about me throughout time period! She is so hot she could have probably had 5 boyfriends during that amount of time. Holy hell.

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That's funny.... congrats! Now go and make Tiger Woods proud!