Dallas PUA

Ok its that time of year again and im drawing a blank this year as far as costume ideas. came here for some help

In the past i have been:
a hooters girl
a condom
a tool ( i just wore some over the top sarging shit)

Here is what I have gone as:

A Mormon
A Firefighter
My 8th grade Gym Coach
A Brokeback Mountain Cowboy
Batman

Firefighter by far works the best with the ladies.

My plan this year, if I can find an adequate costume....

Adolf Hitler

I'm already working on the stache.

Last year I went as a cockblock. I made a big cardboard box look like a children's multi-colored letter block...but had the letters C-O-C-K around the sides. I was, by far, the best dressed in downtown Fort Worth. If you do this though, have plenty of friends with you. Going in to crowded bars in a big ass box doesn't make you the best friend of drunk fucks...until they realize what you are. : )

I have a few cool idea's

a spartan - finally an excuse to run around in your underwear and a cape, only downside is that you have to shave your entire body

JT and Samburg from the Dick in a Box video - perfect for you and your wing some 90's suits from goodwill and a gift box on your crotch

Clark Kent - I love this idea, just nerd glasses, a stray lock oh hair on your forehead and a superman tee underneath a suit with a loose tie and your shirt open so that everyone can see the "S"

There was a guy at a party I was at last year dressed as jesus...

im dressing up as a black guy this year...

Afro wig, black body paint, diamond stud earrings and black socks stuffed down pants leg.

Pictures to follow