Dallas PUA

Posted: **Thu Jul 05, 2007 11:32 am**

If this guy can f-close a girl that hot, you have no excuses

He met her on the web.

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:35 am**

"You call these silk panties!?"

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:35 am**

That's the worst case of crabs I've ever seen...

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:37 am**

He's an 8-legged spider and she still owns more shoes than him.

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:39 am**

When they were on a day 2, he complained that there wasn't a fly in his soup.

Posted: **Fri Jul 06, 2007 10:48 am**

Since he's a black spider, I think we can safely assume she's a size queen.

Posted: **Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:03 pm**

I guess little miss muffet wasn't frightened away after all =)

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:51 am**

Where did you find this?

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:00 am**

brooklyn wrote:Where did you find this?

It is a French advertisment about the dangers of unprotected sex, and how you can get AIDS from doing so.

Westfall

Posted: **Thu Jul 12, 2007 9:01 am**

"I pulled down my pants, it was then that she realized I was no itsy bitsy spider"

No excuses