Dallas PUA

So today I was at work minding my own business when I get a text from a strange number that says "Hey boo".
What the fuck.
I responded with "Who is this?".
They responded "Parker".
I say "Parker...?"
They say "Who is this?"
I say "Jason"
Then they say "Are you cute?"
So, fearing that it is an old guy that somehow found my number on the internet, I say "Wait...Parker a girl or Parker a guy?"
Never heard of Parker being a girls name, so I thought it was just some gay guy texting me.
So they respond "Lol. Parker a girl"
Then she double texts me "Are you cute???"
So because of my lack of pussy lately, I text her "Yeah. That's what all my friends tell me. I am def not ugly lol"
She texts "Send me a picture"
I text "Why would I do that?"
She texts "Lol idk that would be kinda wierd. how old are you?"
I thought about this and decided I am going to be the one asking questions here, she texted me in the first place, this is all very wierd and confusing.
So anyways, I text "How old are you?"
She texts "17. you?"
BINGO! AGE OF CONSENT(if this is a real 17 yr old girl, still dont know yet...)!
I text "What school do you go to?"
She texts "Heath"
I text "Do you have a facebook or a myspace?"
No response.
Minutes later....
New text from new number "Hey this is parker. I was at the cingular store playing with the phones and your number was on one of the phones so I was texting you on it but this is really my number"
[i]And now a little background info. Recently, I went to upgrade my phone at the ATT store. After upgrading my phone, and while waiting for my mom to upgrade hers, I looked at the other phones. I saw some cool backgrounds on a couple of phones and wondered if the phones were activated. The phones were indeed activated so I texted the walpapers to my phone. That is the story of how my number is at the ATT store.[/i]
I took this as a big IOI as she reinitiated the conversation ON HER OWN PHONE. She had to look at the number in the phone at the ATT store and physically put it into her phone with intent to talk to me.
So I text "Do you have a fb or myspace?"
She texts "Yahh I have both. Go to my myspace thoigh cause I don't ever get on fb. I don't know my URL for myspace so just type in Parker ******* in the search thing."
I text "Are you cute?" because by this time I am fantasizing of this Parker chick being insanely hot and everything working out perfectly.
She texts "Yepp"
I figure everybody likes to think they are cute so I text "lol we'll see about that"
She texts "Lol you better be cute too"
I text " I am a lot better than those Heath boys lol"
She texts "Haha anyone's better than them. Where did you go to school?"
I text "Rockwall"
She texts "Are you black or white?"
I text "Omg what a shallow question!!! lol. I am white" I think I should have been funnier here
She texts "Lol no its not it was just a question"
I text "Same question"
She texts "Wow you're shallow!! Lol. I'm white"
I text "Oh you're so original lol."
She texts "Lol. just thought id make fun of you"
I take this as a shit test so I ignore it and text "Do you always text random numbers you find at the ATT store?"
She texts "You are the lucky number one. You should feel special"
I text "Oh I do. I am not going to lie it is pretty interesting"
She texts "Lol I know! So have you looked on myspace yet?"
I text "I am at work. I will when I get off"
She texts "Where do you work? I'm about to be home so ill look for you. Whats your last name?"
I probably messed up in gaming her here. I should have answered cocky but I love my job and am not embarrassed by it.
I text "Pizza Hut. Best job ever!!!"
She texts "Hahahaha are you a delivery guy?"
BITCH DONT MAKE FUN OF MY JOB!
I text "Nope"
She texts "Do you make them?"
I text "Yep."
She texts "Lol. thats cute"
I text "Yeah I know. So did you get a new phone?"
She texts "Nope my friend was getting her number changed"
I text "ah. psycho ex boy friend?"
She texts "lol. no she just wanted to get it changed"
I text "Btw my last name is Savinoha"
She texts "Myspace says you dont exist"
I text "Stavinoha. Sorry. Spelled it wrong."
SHe texts "Is it a picture of you or something else??"
Not knowing what she meant because my myspace picture is just a b&w pic of me I say and thinking she is somehow shit testing me in some wierd way by implying she thinks I am ugly I text "That is a pic of my good friend Brad Pitt"
She texts "What?? Are you in the band?"
I text "I was... why?"
She texts "Does your picture say baritones rule?"
OH SHIT. That was my first myspace profile I ever made. I lost the password to it so I cant delete it. It was made back when I was a sophomore in hs. I was a huge band nerd. Shit shit shit.
So I play off as if I do not know what she is talking about.
I text "No mine is the pic of me smiling and it is b&w"
She texts "confident are we?"
My myspace is set to public so anyone can see and read it and my info displays me as a confident man :)
I text "Confidence is my middle name :)"
She texts "Thats not a good thing"
I text "Yeah I know. I dont know what my parents were thinking. I wish they would have picked a normal middle name"
She texts "Lol. You're cocky"
I think I am on the right track here. Hope she is hot!
I text "I know isnt it awesome? :D"
She texts "Nope"
I text "So how do I know you are not some 45 old man picking up guys by finding their number at the ATT store?"
She texts "Hahaha hmmmm....well I guess when you get on myspace you'll see I'm not some 45 yr old guy"



I am off work head home and get on myspace.
I send her a message saying "ok so heres my proof that your not a 30 yr old guy.
good to know
lol
and yeah you're pretty cute"

She texts me "When do you get off work"
Hell yeah. Reinitiate convo!
I text "I'm off. Why?"
She texts "Just wondering. How was Pizza cooking?"
I text "Um bad ass!"
She texts "I am sure it was lol"
I text "You have no idea sweety"

She replied to my message saying "haha thanks for reashiring me im not.
lol thanks.
you look like your a rocker dude"
I am not a rocker dude so I dont know what to say here.

I text her "So what grade are you in?"
She texts "11th. You never answered my question are you a rocker dude?"
I text "Depends on what you mean by rocker dude"
She doesnt respond.
That text was sent at 1103 and she was off myspace so I am thinking she went to bed as she has school in the morning at 845.
So yeah.
Feedback please.
Probably the strangest FR ever.
Its like god said "Here Jason have this chicks number"
Very interesting.
I think she is really hot.
Any advice on how I could day 2 such a chick?
I am hoping she will reinitiate the convo tomorrow. I will wait till about 8 and then text her if she hasnt already texted me asking her for a female opinion on something. Unless someone can give me advice on what to say to reinitiate the convo in a good way.

I'd start by not posting her pic in a forum where anyone who takes the time to log in can get it.

I heading to the ATT store right NOWW! :)

Does it ever get easier than this???

Hahha that is pretty interesting.

I would re initiate the convo with:

How is my favorite stalker doing today?

I thought it was this other Parker I know who was playing a game on you for a sec

[quote1238168461=Sweet Pure]
I thought it was this other Parker I know who was playing a game on you for a sec
[/quote1238168461]

Who knows, it could still be him ;)

Sounds like the girl who randomly messaged me on facebook. Just keep up the flirting and work on getting her number to have a more intimate convo with her. All you need is for her to be comfortable enough to meet you.

Btw really notice the frame of mind you are in when she's initiating the seduction with you. If you can capture that mindset and use it on future girls it's golden. Like the time I went to the gay club...

lol
kinda the point of the whole field report but i already have her number zine lol
good idea on the reopener playercool.
ima try that
hope it works!!!

Yeah, PC's opener is money...

And, don't post pics of chics again...we already assume that they're hot so we don't need proof.

Anyway, she's going to end up being one of two things:

1) a crazy bitch that will blow your mind and change the way you think about women forever

OR

2) a crazy bitch that will only reinforce your negative views of women being the 'weaker, more pathetic' sex

Keep us posted.

Good luck!!!

I am so disappointed in myself right now.
When I get a number, I get so needy.
I hate it.
She has to text back.
If she doesnt text back, why didnt she text back, what did I say, was it me, how did I offend her, why does it take her so long to text back, maybe she is asleep, should I text her again? etc
It is pathetic.
She did text me, but unfortunately I think I broke every text game rule out there.
I am such a noob.
I was at work all night so that was the only thing keeping me from texting her immediately after she responded.
Heres the convo(if you could even call this a convo):

Around 4:50 I text her "How's my favorite stalker doing today? ;)"
She texts like 2 minutes later "Not good :("
I text "Why? :("
She texts "My tummy hirts :("
I text "Pepto bismol?"
She texts "No!!! Not that kind of tummy hurt"
I text "Oh. Pepto bismol sucks anyways, I would rather deal with the ache. Did you go to school today?"
And it is all down hill from here.
No text back.
No text back.
No text back.
Neediness rising.
So around 6:30 I text her "Did you know it might snow tomorrow? Its spring! Isnt that ridiculous?"
6:45 she texts "Hahaha that is pretty crazy"
I text "Yeah so I'm curious about something..."
Apparently ellipsis(...) and open loops don't work on her.
No text.
Ok so I have reached the peak of my neediness here. I feel like shit.
I have the [i]I should just go crawl in a hole and die[/i] kinda feeling.
I text almost an hour later "Just curious. What's your favorite disney movie?"
I figure every girl likes disney. Every girl has their one favorite disney movie. High school girls love disney movies. Or at least Rockwall high girls.
She texts "Haha idk fox and the hound"
Wtf.
If it was Cinderella or Lion King or Beauty and the Beast i could have talked to her about them and maybe teased her in some way, but I have only seen Fox and the Hound like once.
I decide I should cold read her to DHV myself.
I text "Interesting. You know you can tell a lot about a person's character by what disney movie they like? I bet at times you can be adventurous and courageous. You're tummy feeling any better?"
It is now about 3 hrs after I sent that text and still no reply.
I am not feeling so needy right now as I am disappointed in myself.
With my limited knowledge on text game and intuition I think I did not completely screw my chances over with this chick, but I have no idea where to go from here lol.
Obviosly I screwed up big time.
That was probably the worst cold read ever but I was at work and have only done it like 3 times.
So any ideas on what I should do from here?
When should I text her next?
What should I say?
Tips on what I should do?
I wanted to be cocky today but felt I shouldn't after hearing she had had a bad day because her stomach hurts.
If you have read all of my posts on this thread than you know everything there is to know about my conversations.
I have left nothing out.
Keep in mind I have her added on myspace so if I should reopen on there rather than text I will but I prefer text.
So I guess I am asking WWYD?
What Would You Do in my situation if you wanted to continue ttalking to this girl, if not just for the possibility of a good time than for the possibility of having a really hot girl be my friend and introduce me to her really hot friends



BTW, lesson learned on the picture thing.
Sorry I was just excited.