Dallas PUA

by **Guest** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:28 pm

So I was just out with Skepsis and I did my first group direct opening. It wasn't exactly what I expected! I go up to these three girls sitting at a table. They are immensely cute. I walk up to them and I'm like "Hey, so I saw you guys while walking by, and I thought you guys were cute and wanted to come meet you. I'm Acuity."

Three things happen at once.

1. The Asian girl to my left (also the cutest by the way) smiles politely and is like "We're actually 13." wtf, they did NOT look 13. She was HOT too.
2. The white girl further from me laughs and seems genuinely flattered.

3. I notice the black girl out of the corner of my eye make a sort of coughing motion. It looks like she's choking. Before I know it she loudly heaves forward, goes "BLEAAAAAAARGGH!!!!", and EJECTS the FULL CONTENTS of her mouth onto the plate in front of her. I see a bunch of RICE mixed with random meat and sauce spill over her plate. Little orange carrot bits and green veggie chunks pepper the expelled food. It's GROSS. She immediately jumps up and runs behind a pillar out of sight, obviously embarrassed. Holy shit!!

I'm flustered! For god's sake, a girl just fuckin threw up after I opened her! I'm like, Wow... uhhh, I guess your friend doesn't get that a lot huh? Well it was nice meeting you guys... eject... damn!!!!

She was still covering her mouth when I walked away. I'm like... "hope you feel better soon... =o"

EPIC!! oh my god... I will never forget that set.... HAHAhahahahahahahAHA TALK ABOUT A [b]BLOW OUT[/b]!!

by **Guest** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:38 pm

holy shit, how could I have missed that?!?!?!

WOW!! I can honestly say that has never happened to me yet!

You better have gotten that on camera...

by **Guest** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 10:52 pm

Dude, there is no way you caused that.

by **Guest** » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:29 pm

what restaurant was she eating? I think ill stay away from there. I like how you look at it as a hilarious moment and not something you did. I like to feel like I control the world, but honestly sometimes I think god just gets bored and wants to entertain himself for a bit.

by **Guest** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:35 am

Direct openers can be shocking, now you have proof.

by **Guest** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:50 am

bahahaha!!!!

by **Guest** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 9:48 am

Yeah man that was probably the most interesting set i've ever had. Zine, it was at foodcourt in stonebriar and looked like that one asian place that I eat from all the time haha. I'm still kinda in awe... I don't even know if it was positive, negative, or she was just really really shocked for some reason!! At least I didn't get any on me.

by **Guest** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:03 am

Ha! Totally fucked up bro!!!

Well, welcome to the Game. Weird shit like this happens all of the time man. I once had a chick yak in my crotch, while I was driving, while she was giving me road head. It happens man, it happens.

by **Guest** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:19 am

BR- was this some drunk girl you pulled from the bar?

by **Guest** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:31 am

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Ha! Totally fucked up bro!!!

Well, welcome to the Game. Weird shit like this happens all of the time man. I once had a chick yak in my crotch, while I was driving, while she was giving me road head. It happens man, it happens.
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"She puked on my shit...no, man...you don't understand...she...puked ON *points to crotch* MY SHIT."

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BLEAAAARGH!

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