Dallas PUA

OK here's a good fucking reason why I don't use the mystery method - Well for one thing I got tired of going on dates and answering questions like "so how is your ex girlfriend doing, you know the one that turned lesbian at the bar and made out with girls?" or "how is your friend Sarah, the one with the gay cats that knocked up the neighbors cat?" How the fuck's a man supposed to keep that shit straight?

There are technical reasons I don't like it too but I won't get in to that, bah.

In other news, goddamn beer goggles. Goddamn them to hell. Christ, today I went on a date with a girl who i swear is at least two points uglier than she was at the bar. Tell me how the hell that shit happens?? And I'll tell you what...just the other day I drunk SNL'ed some girl and woke up next to her and I swear I was cursing myself holy in the morning. I swear she had teeth like a fucking horse and reeked something questionable. JESUS fucking christ.

OK i'm done pissing now. :)

I vote best of forum

Haha Grimm that is hilarious...

I wish I had awesome gay cat stories.

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me too

Hahaha I remember Angel got some hot girl at Purgatory (or me and Justice thought) and turned out to be some ug.

Also I think Mystery Method works best in larger groups, I'm trying to stop using it for single and 2-sets but it's hard =/

baahaha

I'll second the best-of vote.

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In other news, goddamn beer goggles. Goddamn them to hell. Christ, today I went on a date with a girl who i swear is at least two points uglier than she was at the bar. Tell me how the hell that shit happens??
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That has happened to me at least a dozen times! What is worse, sometimes I go on a date with a girl and think she is pretty hot but then on the second date she looks completely different...just like an episode of Seinfeld!

Haha Grimm...

Women look better in Dim light or Moon light because it covers up the blemishes.
Beer goggles don't help either.

I was looking for a model for my portifolio. A teenager was recommended by the mother. So a Photographer buddy of mine and I went to her work place check her out in prep for the next morning photo shoot.
As Photographers, when we look at a face we got straight for the problem areas and already have a plan formulated as to how to hide / minimiunize the probem area.
My photo buddy and I both agreed she was beautiful and had pretty eyes and skinny, so no weigh issues.

Saturday Morning in full sunlight... she arrived and my God... she had the biggest freaking gonzo nose, I had ever seen. We didn't understand how the hell we missed that.
We deduced it was the low light situation at the resturant workplace.

Thank goodness for Dimmer Swtiches...

And booze...