Dallas PUA

OK so I'm 36 and going to purgatory w/ eric tonight and it's college night... since it's an 18+ club i'm expecting a really young crowd... i'm not really expecting to pick up any of the young ones (my games not even good enough at the moment to pick up the older ones), but I gotta go in anyway ;)

Anyway, just figured I'd ask if you guys have some good responses if the subject of age comes up, like 'you're way too old for me' or something like that... or funny responses to if they ask how old I am? (was thinking of saying 20 since it's obviously not true ;) could even go 18 and say i just graduated from high school lol)

Please lord let there be some HBs w/ low self esteem there and a club full of wussy guys afraid to approach lol

I already know I'm gonna get blown out a bit... I'm actually planning on it for that matter :) One of my goals for the night is to approach a 10 and see what happens just to do it.

Doesn't help that i'm in a negative mindset this afternoon... gotta find a way to get out of that before tonight... gonna try the kava/redline mix and see how that works

You could say 17 and just be like "no, really"

We'll have fun :)

oh yeah... i'll have to add 'I can't WAIT to move out from my mom's and dad's and go to college' lol

Did someone call for a Westfall?

That's a misleading-ass thread topic...btw

However lots of younger girls like guys who are older, so it's probably a larger deal in your mind then it is in theirs. You can qualify them via the age thing:

WF: You seem young and I only like mature girls...

or you can disqualify yourself...

WF: I'm too old for you, little girl

or you can absurdify..

WF: I'm 86 years old....but thanks to viagra I can last longer than any of these guys....way too much for a little girl like you to handle

or you can use what I like to call a shocker.

WF: OMG, you look just like my daughter...but I doubt you're as good in bed...

You'd be suprised at how those responses can get a postive response, because each of them communicate that you are not seeking her approval.

Becareful out there though...

The last time I met a girl online she turned out to be 6 FBI agents.

Westfall

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The last time I met a girl online she turned out to be 6 FBI agents.

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You're kidding. Right?

You should somehow make that into a DHV routine.

don't bring it up, if they do ask them how old they are then say "You are way to young for me"

Whenever I've done that they insist that they have dated men older than me.

tell them about your Roth IRA.

What'd you think the thread was about ic, picking up jail bait???

I'm 38 and been divorced for 15 months. At first, I was petrified of the younger women. Now days, I'm dating almost 100% younger women. The nice thing about our age group...in the last month, I've gone out with women as young as 19 and women as old as 51 (she was a pretty hot stripper, btw).

The qualification works both ways...if they're into you, they're concerned that they're too young for you, not that you're too old for them.

Another thing: Women are attracted to older men. Had I known this back in my 20's...that this many women were being taken off the market by older men...I'd have been furious with the entire system.

If you are new to the game, at your age, I have some some suggestions: Don't mess with 20-something women until you gain experience with the 30-something women first. The 20-something women will destroy your confidence. Theres a HUGE difference between a 25 yo 8 and 38 yo 6.5. Eventually, you'll realize that the 25 yo men have just as much trouble bedding a 25 yo 8 as we do, probably more.

I've noticed that the 30 somethings are way more into freaky sex and aren't as likely to peg the flake-o-meter like those early 20's ho's.