Ok need some help

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I met a girl at sherlocks after the competition saturday. Her obstacle was an ice princess, carmel, fenix and sands all ran game on her but couldnt get anything going. All the while my girl is giving me those Come fuck me eyes.
We texted on Sunday and she initiated texts Tuesday and I sent one late last night she responded to this morning. I want to get her to bounce up here. How do i do this? We have some funny little banter going on back and forth. But text sex takes way too long and i really need two hands for texting AND for masturbating.

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The way I would do it, although might take a little while, would be to frame her into wanting to take a road trip on her own accord, and then tell her how "fun" OKC is. Primarily because youre there, but still.

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If I were to work it like this, then start out by saying what a kickass party i went to this weekend blah blah blah. Then switch to talking about her job and trying to get her to see that she is overworked and doesnt have enough fun. Blah Blah blah.
Oh this weekend is going to be so much fun blah blah blah. Come on up i have a spare bedroom.
ok blah blah blah
DONKEY PUNCH
Did i miss anything

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well I like to use chloriphil and a big trunk, always workes for me...It puts the lotion on its skin! ;)

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Chloroform? Chlorophyll is the pigment in a plants leaves that turns it green and then brown in the fall. Man I might just be smarter than a fifth grader.

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ok Ive had about 3 hours sleep in the last 48 hours, and im in hell,er Arkansas. Plus, im hung like a light switch so back off! :P

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Plus, im hung like a light switch so back off! :P
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WTF does that mean? I've never heard that one!

A light switch is put on the wall. You flick it on and off. It sticks out from the wall, but it's pretty short. Might be better to say something like "I'm hung like a chandelier".

:)

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My prayers are with you in this time of great difficulty CC. i hope you make it out with all the teeth you came in with. jk. Where in arkansas?