The Jesus Routine
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:24 pmI'm trying to sarge someone that's religious. Can I get her buying temperature up by getting her to say yes to such things as:
Me: Do you Love Jesus?
HB10: YES!
Me: Are you a born again believer?
HB10: YES!
Me: If you die tonight, are you absoLUTEly certain that you'll fly up into the sky to be in direct communion with God and the angels and the saints dancing and singing on the streets of gold Glory to God Halleluja?
HB10: YES! OH GOD, YES!
Me: Would you pray with me tonight, sister?
HB10: YES!
Me: Would you get down on your knees?
HB10: YES! OH JESUS, YES!
Me: Do you Love Jesus?
HB10: YES!
Me: Are you a born again believer?
HB10: YES!
Me: If you die tonight, are you absoLUTEly certain that you'll fly up into the sky to be in direct communion with God and the angels and the saints dancing and singing on the streets of gold Glory to God Halleluja?
HB10: YES! OH GOD, YES!
Me: Would you pray with me tonight, sister?
HB10: YES!
Me: Would you get down on your knees?
HB10: YES! OH JESUS, YES!