The Law and Divorce

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[QUOTE=Lion;39759]Grimm, there are a couple fatal flaws...

1) [B]Small town/Country girls will get fat[/B]. They will not keep themselves in shape because it isn't a priority to them. Foreign women likely will keep themselves in shape because...

A) They know their man won't fuck a fat cow
B) They didn't grow up eating the same type of garbage with the same "all you can eat" philosophy
C) They grew up walking and exercising regularly and that is instilled in them
D) Fat is acceptable here while it is unacceptable in the countries I have mentioned. Everyone else in her family is fat so she doesn't care.

If anyone here knows 5 women over the age of 35 who live and grew up in a small town and aren't a "hefty" size I would be flabbergasted.

3 women?

1?

I have spent plenty time in small towns and I can say with 100% certainty that the married women are enormous. They all get fat because they do not understand nutrition nor do they care about it.

2) [B]They are not very feminine[/B]. Not in the least. Frankly, that would be a fate worse than death. Marrying a young pretty thing that turns into an enormous monster capable of devouring a route 44 slushy and 2 extra long chilli cheese dogs in under a minute.

I grew up in small towns and I have family all over in small towns. YOU DO NOT WANT THAT. I would sooner give up half my $$$ and pay child support than stay with an unfeminine food monster.

Maybe small town Iowa is a magical place where beautiful women instinctively flock like the Salmon of Capistrano but Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, New Mexico, Arkansas, North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Missouri, Alabama, Colorado, Florida and Louisiana are not.[/QUOTE]



My life experience has taught me the exact same thing.

My family is from the country, the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains in Virginia. The last time I visited back home I was amazed that every single woman over the age of 30, and in many cases even younger, were fucking cows. But, the young ones were generally very beautiful...the train starts coming off the tracks around 22ish or so.

The men were not. The men were still relatively fit because they did manual labor, hunted, fished, etc, etc. They were active and ate shit like steak, chicken, wild game, etc. and generally skipped out on the sweets. After dinner, the men would retire to the garage or a shed and sip on moonshine and smoke cigars/cigarettes. The women would open a bottle of wine and serve up some kind of sugary snack.

The women were filthy. Think Wal-mart man. They never got dressed up, they never wore make-up, they cussed, they were quite vulgar.

I also held a job buying moble home parks in Canada. I drove all around Canada going from small town to small town knocking on doors, drumming up leads, etc. The same dynamic existed there. The older women were fat, albeit not as fat as American women, while the younger women were not quite to the tipping point...yet.

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Lol @ you guys, I fail to see what you are seeing. Yes I have met that kind of woman that you're talking about - toughened up by hard labor, fat... but I've met a whole lot more than 5 women over 35 who are quite fit as well. Usually the ones who have successful husbands so they don't have to work...just tend the home. On the whole, I don't think there's any discernible difference in weight and femininity between these women and Dallas city women in my honest-to-goodness opinion.


Maybe this has more to do with it:

The top 10 fattest states in America are:

Mississippi (32% of adults are obese)
Alabama (30.3%)
Tennessee (30.1%)
Louisiana (29.8%)
West Virginia (29.5%)
Arkansas (28.7%)
South Carolina (28.4%)
Georgia (28.2%)
Oklahoma (28.1%)
Texas (28.1%)

Noticing a pattern here? I won't say it. OK I will... maybe small midwestern towns are better than small redneck towns for pussy.

But anyways, I'm not trying to convince you to "Buy American." Go with an import if you want, they do get pretty good mileage.

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[QUOTE=grimm1111;39766]Maybe this has more to do with it:

The top 10 fattest states in America are:

Mississippi (32% of adults are obese)
Alabama (30.3%)
Tennessee (30.1%)
Louisiana (29.8%)
West Virginia (29.5%)
Arkansas (28.7%)
South Carolina (28.4%)
Georgia (28.2%)
Oklahoma (28.1%)
Texas (28.1%)[/QUOTE]

Iowa (27.9%). Maybe it doesn't.

[Guest]

Damn your pesky googling lion!

All I know is what I see with my eyes and I'm telling you son there is no difference between country girls and city girls when it comes to looks. City girls are for sure bigger ho's though. Maybe you're mixing things up because country girls get married much earlier and have babies much earlier, and having babies makes girls chunkier AS WE ALL KNOW... BUT why would you select for a woman who has babies.

I've lived overseas, in South America (Chile) and in Europe (Sweden), and I've traveled the world extensively...

[IMG]http://static01.mediaite.com/med/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/the-continental.jpg[/IMG]

.....anyway :cool:

..... I can say for damn sure that there are way fewer fat people in both those places than anywhere in the USA. And their lovemaking is exquisite.

But they are getting fatter and americanized. It's a big difference from now compared to the 90's.

And, those places are culturally night and day from here, which is a whole set of problems unto itself.



BTW why does your imaginary Iowa paradise have salmon in it? I like my jesus to party.

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[QUOTE=grimm1111;39772]Damn your pesky googling lion!

All I know is what I see with my eyes and I'm telling you son there is no difference between country girls and city girls when it comes to looks. [/QUOTE]

That isn't true at all. The girls in a big city are always, without fail, going to be more attractive than a small town girl. Beautiful women do not want to stay in a bumblefuck town, they want to go live life in the city. Appearances matter a lot more in a big city. I grew up in the midwest. I lived in a small town on the cusp of the biggest city in the state (300,000 population). I have spent more than half my life in the midwest in small to moderate sized towns and cities.

Finding an attractive small town girl (8+) who doesn't blow up like a balloon is like winning the lottery, or finding a needle in a haystack, or finding a diamond in the rough, or getting eaten by a shark.

But if that's what you like then you should definitely marry one. I promise not to say "I told you so".


[QUOTE=grimm1111;39772]BTW why does your imaginary Iowa paradise have salmon in it? I like my jesus to party.[/QUOTE]

My imaginary Iowa is a warm paradise, a place where the beer flows like wine.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3o5SB1CfgU[/URL]

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[QUOTE=Lion;39774]
Finding an attractive small town girl (8+) who doesn't blow up like a balloon is like winning the lottery, or finding a needle in a haystack, or finding a diamond in the rough, or getting eaten by a shark.
[/QUOTE]

Finding "ANY GIRL" who doesn't blow up like a Balloon is like winning the lottery, ETC ETC.

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[QUOTE=playercool;39776]Finding "ANY GIRL" who doesn't blow up like a Balloon is like winning the lottery, ETC ETC.[/QUOTE]

Ha!

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[QUOTE=playercool;39776]Finding "ANY GIRL" who doesn't blow up like a Balloon is like winning the lottery, ETC ETC.[/QUOTE]

True that, that's why I've resigned myself not to date anyone older than say 24. That way, if we do end up together, by the time she gets to that age where she starts to blow up, I'll be so old my cock will have fallen off by then so it won't bother me as much.

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I believe the size of a woman is a result of nuture rather than nature. Sure there are some genetic differences, however, part of female physiolosical design is to store fat for child bearing purposes. So ALL women are predisposed to end up as heffers.

The reality is that the American culture is why American women are fat. Whether they live in the city or the country, they will more than likely end up obese. Why? Well, I'm glad you asked.

Diet. Food in America has never been more processed and shitty. Fast food and junk food sales are at a historical high. In the 1950's, women were in better shape. Why? Because they prepared quality homecooked meals vs. the Mexican guy at the mcdonald's down the street.

Fat apologists. Fat is the new sexy. Ok, not really, but being overweight is now widely accepted and even praised! Women are told to embrace their bodies and be confident (even when it's not warranted). Women (and men) have no desire to be fit since there really is no need to. Fat chicks get laid, so why put in the hard work at the gym when she can shovel twinkies down her throat and still get fucked?

Lifestyle. Americans are lazy. I was going to go into a long rhetoric, but that second line says it all. Let me repeat, "Americans are lazy."

Career. Women now work in office jobs instead of tending to kids, cooking, etc. Office jobs tend to lead to obesity. Sitting at a desk typing away doesn't burn many calories.

The disparity between american women and European (international) women is a result of the American influence in the country. The more heavily influenced the country, the higher the likelihood of obesity. For example, I can almost guaruntee English women are fatter that Asian women (now some of that is genetics, but I'm trying to prove a point here, so shut your tapper and nod, bitch.)...