MagicBalls wrote:What you gotta do is something like this:
"Hey, that was me calling you the other day. I got your number from one of those private investigator sites on the Internet. The last four digits they gave me was wrong, so I tried a thousand combinations until I got to yours. By the way, I've been driving by your house every day, and there's this new Ford F150 parked outside that I hadn't seen before. Who does that belong to? You need to water your Magnolias, by the way, they're wilting. Hey, I wrote you a love poem. It's 10 pages long. I'm going to post it on your myspace as a comment. It's just to show you how much I love you and that I don't love anybody else. I had originally written it for my mom, but I changed the wording a little and dedicated it to you. I think about you all the time. The other day the microwave went "beep beep beep", I jumped up, and blurted out your name. I put you down as a reference for all the jobs I've been applying to lately, by the way. I don't have many friends that I could put on there, and I figured you wouldn't mind. I also put you on the emergency contact list for my lithium medication prescription. OK I gotta go finish my Half Life 2 game. I'm at the 300th level and I just unlocked a secret level where the FBI encryption codes get downloaded into the remote. See you soon, and I'll remember you with these pictures I got on my cell phone that I took from outside your window."
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