Reframe the statement above you . . .

[Mojo]

Shit test: (a while after you open by inquiring about her tatoo) A lot of guys that try to pick me up usually ask something about my tatoo.

FYI, the above was an actual shit test I got. My answer was, with a mischievous smile, "I know I did". Later that night I fucked her brains out in a ONS.

Shit test: "Daddy's little princess isn't happy."

response: Yeah, my Daddy didn't bring me home the pony I wanted. So (while looking seductively in her eyes) do you like big ponies or small ponies?

shit test: I have a boyfriend

[Gamble]

Damn, I'm not trying to sleep with you, I'm just trying to have a decent conversation.

Shit test when going in for kiss close: "What are you doing?"

[Alger]

Does he know that you go out to bars and clubs without him?

[RockStar]

Damn, I'm not trying to sleep with you, I'm just trying to have a decent conversation.

Shit test when going in for kiss close: "What are you doing?"

taste testing. it's important you taste good too. jeez! you are a silly little troll. (kiss) -field tested twice.

shit test: I'm sorry I'm gay.

[Scoundrel]

Cool! I'll be your wing man. Let's pick up some chicks! What do you think of those two?

Shit test: You're not my type.

[RockStar]

(singing) she's lost that loving feeling, whoa that loving feeling.

Lmao I've never had this particular shit test but my wing Zulu get's it all the time. I've seen him do this it's hilarious.

shit test:why are you talking to me?

[Scoundrel]

Are you not woman enough to know? (thanks Trib)

Shit test: I don't do that on a first date.

[Gamble]

I usually don't either! Why are you doing this to me? (Slight backturn, then attempt #2)

Shit test: I think you might have been talking to my friend last night...

[Scoundrel]

That's likely, I talk to a lot of people. My mom said I shouldn't talk to strangers, but I never listened. I meet some of the coolest people that way.

Shit test: I think you're a player and will break my heart.

[Gamble]

I am a bit of a player. I'm just looking for someone to reform me. And about breaking you're heart? That's a chance you'll have to take.

Shit test: Go away.