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[Tracer]

Also, avoid beans and spicy food before sex.

Not only that but some veggies as well, but that all depends upon your body's chemistry.

[TheScientist]

Since this thread started, I've had this conversation with three women. Two of them I've been with and one of them I haven't. All three of the conversations were in public locations. It was fun.

[dubya]

I can not believe that I'm on a site dedicated to the art of seduction and I'm reading a thread on farting. (I'm still trying to figure out the "going for a glass of water" metaphor, but hey however you fart is your business not mine).

Hey, hows this for an opener: Excuse me miss would you pull my finger.

You know, now that I think about it... I actually burped in a girl's face once before I kissed her. I posted about her on here but I don't think I included that detail. Thats funny.

No, if I've already fucked her I'm definately not going to care if I fart around her. And I think I may not care otherwise. Might even leave the door open when I take a piss.

Alright, whats the next subject here, quafing?
My first girlfriend actually told me once that if she quafed durring sex she would just stop, put her clothes on and leave. I always thought that was stupid. But hey, whatever.

[skin]

I can not believe that I'm on a site dedicated to the art of seduction and I'm reading a thread on farting. (I'm still trying to figure out the "going for a glass of water" metaphor, but hey however you fart is your business not mine).

i dont think that goin for a glass of water is so much of a metaphor as is is just an excuse to get up and go rip asss in another room, like maybe the kitchen??

i think that "pull my finger" might honestly be a great opener depending on the situation because it will possible disarm the bitch shield and get a laugh.

i like combinng fart tactics, not only will i rip them on top of herm but then i will blame it on her anyway. and i eat alot of protien so my farts smell like bloody deeath. i have had a couple girls that get into the game and it can be a turn off, but whatever, farting is one of lifes most innocent jokes.

[dubya]

Everything that was funny in middle school is funny again.