Says she doesn’t want to be EXCLUSIVE, but I don’t want to lose her.

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I agree with howie, but basically you need to go over there and fuck her like a god damn warrior, and break something. You think I'm joking, but I'm not. I got a call a few months ago from a girl I fucked like 2-years ago...she called to chat about whatever then mentioned that time I broke her roomate's clock (yes we were fucking in her room). Well, I promptly booty called her at like 1am on a friday, fucked her like a god damn viking (with viking helmet), and I plan on doing it again in a few months.

She sounds like a freak, and if you fuck her like a dirty little whore, and if she can compete for your love like she had to do with daddy, then you'll lock that shit in.

I firmly believe that once you get to sex, as long as you fuck them right, and avoid extended contact afterward, you win over and over. The greatest sex of all time is when women are powerless to their attraction of men they can't have. This is why I refuse to have another monogamous relationship.

[Guest]

Sorry, I didn't read the whole thing but here is my advice.

You need to give her extremly good sex and act completly unaffected by the fact she doesn't want to be exclusive. Bottom line!

She will come crawling.

[Guest]

lmao @ Cheese Man

I could see it now. Cheese man arrives at the doorstep for his first date wearing big Indian feathers complete with bow and arrow.

Cheese: Hi, my name is Cheese I here to fuck you like god damn warrior. Me like filthy squaw, fuck dinner, bendover biatch!!!

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lmao @ Cheese Man

I could see it now. Cheese man arrives at the doorstep for his first date wearing big Indian feathers complete with bow and arrow.

Cheese: Hi, my name is Cheese I here to fuck you like god damn warrior. Me like filthy squaw, fuck dinner, bendover biatch!!!


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I'm pretty sure that if I showed up at any woman's door, I would have to say much when they see that bulge in my pants. I would definitely have an arrow with a dildo on one end though.