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by Guest » Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:51 am
I don't have anything close to that story. Clean living....
Ms. X was a chearleader that I dated for awhile when I was in college, she was in HS (Senior at the time). She drank some Mushroom tea that my roommate at the time had made. I was oblivious to this, and about 30 mins later we are getting it on when she starts screaming. Now normally I love it when a woman screams in bed, but this wasn't one of those screams. She continued for about 15 mins and she was really messed up. Later I found out that she had been having a hallucination of some sort of alien molesting her.
NaNu NaNu!
Ms. X was a chearleader that I dated for awhile when I was in college, she was in HS (Senior at the time). She drank some Mushroom tea that my roommate at the time had made. I was oblivious to this, and about 30 mins later we are getting it on when she starts screaming. Now normally I love it when a woman screams in bed, but this wasn't one of those screams. She continued for about 15 mins and she was really messed up. Later I found out that she had been having a hallucination of some sort of alien molesting her.
NaNu NaNu!
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by Guest » Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:07 pm
Jesus, there are so many. I've been fortunate enough to run into a few very fun and very crazy ladies over the years. I've had chicks yak on me during sex, shit on me during anal, I knew a girl in high school that, on a dare, let me and my buddy watch her get eaten out by her dog (that was so fucked up...after we watched, we told her she had to blow each of us or we'd tell everyone at school...she did...haha), the first chick I fucked was 6 years older than me, married, and my boss at the toy store I worked at (oh yeah, I was 16)...the first time we fucked was after hours on the stuffed animal isle, I nailed a stripper once that started crying as she was cumming, one girl started fantasizing, aloud, that she was Miss Claus and I was Santa and she was fucking me in the sleigh while an elf was licking her butt (I had a sleigh bed at the time), I had a chick put a beer bottle up her ass while she was riding me and then she licked the bottle clean, there's so much...god damn...but, the weirdest one would have to be a chick that I met off of Match.com.
It was about 8 years ago, I met some girl off of Match.com, and we started IMing each other. Eventually, the conversation got dirty. She was talking about how she needs to be punished and that she likes pain and loves it when a guy gets rough, etc., etc. Well, the older, married chick was the same way (she would fuck me, then tell her husband, then he would tie her up and beat the holy shit out of her...welps, bruises, etc...crazy shit). So, the older chick taught me a thing or two about that kind of stuff. I guess I was proficient enough, or at least sounded like I knew what was up, that she basically just told me to get a hotel room and meet her later that night.
Keep in mind, I've never seen her (other than pics) and never spoke with her (other than via e-mail/IM). So, I agreed and we set up the time and place. When she got there, she was a solid 6. At the time, she was full on fuckable for me...not so much today. Anyway, she had a bag of toys. Vibrators, dildos, whips, restraints, paddles, blindfolds, etc.
I was all like, fuck yea, it's on bitch!!!
I proceeded to do some unspeakable shit to this girl. I took the belt to her, a ping pong paddle, a flog, and I even used a fucking wire hanger on her ass, tits, and feet. I slapped her around, choked her, gagged her with my cock, fucked her in the ass, then went ass to mouth, then blew my load on a table top and made her lick it up. The bitch was fucking crying half the goddamn time, which, for some reason made me want to lay into her harder. After I was done with her, her tits, back, and ass were BRIGHT RED. You could see welps forming. Then, I cleaned up and left. She was still lying on the bed curled up in a ball...I didn't even say goodbye, just walked the fuck out.
A day or two later, she IM'd me and told me that she was covered in bruises and that her ass had been bleeding ever since. Apparently, I gave her a black eye too, which I don't remember. She couldn't go back to class because she looked too jacked up.
I just laughed and asked her to send me a picture.
Her response?
Fuck off, asshole...I should turn your ass in...
Yeah, that right there made my ass pucker. With the physical damage I left behind I figured I could get in some serious shit. I was literally on edge for about two weeks, every time the phone rang or I saw a cop car driving near where I lived my heart would skip a beat.
I think the most fucked up thing about it was I never even knew her name, just her screen name. When I was working her over, I just called her whore or slut or cunt or whatever.
It was fun as shit though...just going ape shit on some girl...I'm a sick fuck...
It was about 8 years ago, I met some girl off of Match.com, and we started IMing each other. Eventually, the conversation got dirty. She was talking about how she needs to be punished and that she likes pain and loves it when a guy gets rough, etc., etc. Well, the older, married chick was the same way (she would fuck me, then tell her husband, then he would tie her up and beat the holy shit out of her...welps, bruises, etc...crazy shit). So, the older chick taught me a thing or two about that kind of stuff. I guess I was proficient enough, or at least sounded like I knew what was up, that she basically just told me to get a hotel room and meet her later that night.
Keep in mind, I've never seen her (other than pics) and never spoke with her (other than via e-mail/IM). So, I agreed and we set up the time and place. When she got there, she was a solid 6. At the time, she was full on fuckable for me...not so much today. Anyway, she had a bag of toys. Vibrators, dildos, whips, restraints, paddles, blindfolds, etc.
I was all like, fuck yea, it's on bitch!!!
I proceeded to do some unspeakable shit to this girl. I took the belt to her, a ping pong paddle, a flog, and I even used a fucking wire hanger on her ass, tits, and feet. I slapped her around, choked her, gagged her with my cock, fucked her in the ass, then went ass to mouth, then blew my load on a table top and made her lick it up. The bitch was fucking crying half the goddamn time, which, for some reason made me want to lay into her harder. After I was done with her, her tits, back, and ass were BRIGHT RED. You could see welps forming. Then, I cleaned up and left. She was still lying on the bed curled up in a ball...I didn't even say goodbye, just walked the fuck out.
A day or two later, she IM'd me and told me that she was covered in bruises and that her ass had been bleeding ever since. Apparently, I gave her a black eye too, which I don't remember. She couldn't go back to class because she looked too jacked up.
I just laughed and asked her to send me a picture.
Her response?
Fuck off, asshole...I should turn your ass in...
Yeah, that right there made my ass pucker. With the physical damage I left behind I figured I could get in some serious shit. I was literally on edge for about two weeks, every time the phone rang or I saw a cop car driving near where I lived my heart would skip a beat.
I think the most fucked up thing about it was I never even knew her name, just her screen name. When I was working her over, I just called her whore or slut or cunt or whatever.
It was fun as shit though...just going ape shit on some girl...I'm a sick fuck...
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by Guest » Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:56 pm
[QUOTE=Bull Run;35279]
It was fun as shit though...just going ape shit on some girl...I'm a sick fuck...[/QUOTE]
Hhahahahha you are a sick fuck geeze....it is funny though.
The craziest shit I ever did was have sex missionary style. We got all sorts of nasty for about 164 seconds. IT was great. I doubled up on condoms and even pulled out just to be safe.
It was fun as shit though...just going ape shit on some girl...I'm a sick fuck...[/QUOTE]
Hhahahahha you are a sick fuck geeze....it is funny though.
The craziest shit I ever did was have sex missionary style. We got all sorts of nasty for about 164 seconds. IT was great. I doubled up on condoms and even pulled out just to be safe.
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