GROUNDBREAKING OBSERVATION

[warriorpoet]

chatting to one of your community guy buddies and a female target at the same time on msn is not cool when the community guy asks how many girls you laid in the past month and you type it into the wrong window

just sayin

[holyskeleton]

AHAHHAHAAHHA LMAO!

[JohnnyBravo]

Did you reply with a number only or did you put it in sentence form such as "I've laid 24 chicks in the last three months"? If you only replied with a number, you could easily cover that with some sort of BS. It's more of a problem if you typed it in sentence form!!!! LOL

[warriorpoet]

sentence.

"4 girls in 4 days".

i was distraught, im thinking of cover stories as we speak, then im going to internalise it for next time i see her. she has a cold at the mo, so i have a couple of days to think about it

[JohnnyBravo]

would be better able to help you out if we knew how she responded and what you did. If you knew she was sick before you sent that, you could make it sound like "4 girls in 4 days" was referring to the fact that you've talked to 4 girls in the last 4 days who were all sick. She was number 4. Or some version of that if you knew something else about her before you sent the goof.

[Suave]

DUDE... Just say this:

Oh Im sorry, I was talking to my buddy. He asked me whats the most times I have got hit on by girls.... plain and simple.. Maybe that would even DHV... I dunno.

LOL... I have done that shit too before... I work at Microsoft too so sometimes I have multiple chat windows open, editing spreadsheets, etc...

Me, I like to be playful and talk dirty a lil to girls I talk to on IM. Its definitely not cool when you fuck up at work like that...

[warriorpoet]

dear dallas pickup people, i recovered from my msn screw up. the girl in question is girl number 1 in this report. i love happy endings

Saturday Night FR

Venue: my place
crowd: meeeeee

some of the guys came round and said hi earlier in the night (Ruthless, Tigerwolf, Bravo and an AFC) but after everyone becoming horribly drunk, they all left so i could focus on the very serious business of actually having sex Wink

GIRL 1

i get a call from a girl i have got to the oral sex stage with, but havnt fclosed. i also had buyers remorse issues with her, and have since hung back pumping attraction via DHVs and scarcity over msn.

i set the room up properly before she gets there, pop the cork on a couple of bottles of wine (so she didnt see my unco paro self trying to get corks off lol) get a decent playlist on the laptop and make sure theres one cigarette in a packet on the balcony (i love sharing cigarettes with women, works so well as a comfort assuming technique)

she comes over, i run some false disqualifiers ("you can stay for a few minutes but im meeting friends, and NO smooching this time") insinuate/assume that we are going to have sex again ("you look totally cute in that outfit, but we cant have sex...its too early in the night, and i wanna dance") - i kino, serve wine, kino escalate, get her having fun, and then i kicked her out of the apartment while she was on a high, to let her anchor all those good feelings and let her imagination do the rest

another girl calls, wanting to drop by

GIRL 2

background: I already fclosed this one, but it was one of those really well done pickups with very little real life contact (ive known her in RL for 30 min not counting sex time) where having had sex gives them buyers remorse - it was difficult to get her back ot my place or in my world because we'd gone really far, really fast, and she knows that if she comes to my house, sex was gonna happen

i falsely disqualify ("im meeting people in 20 minutes, come say hi till then") gave her a chick logical reason to come upstairs ("i want to see how that dress you bought the other night looks on") pumped some comfort, pumped her BT, and threw her into my bedroom.

i swear most of the time, pickup is about knowing when to go caveman. routines schmoutines lol

anyway we had sex for a while but i could NOT get there, or even come close to it. it was ridiculous. she, on the other hand, had a very good time. bitch lol

I get a call from girl number 1 saying shes at HQ and in trouble - her friend is paraletic in the toilets and she doesnt know what to do, and is a bit frantic

what i did next had nothing to do with pickup, ti was just normal behaviour when my friends are in trouble, but ultimately, when you act like a tribal leader and save everybody when theyre in a jam, your value skyrockets, and then its aaaaallllll about pickup

so i tell girl number 2 that girl number 1 is in trouble, and to get dressed, we're going (girl number 2 knows im romantic with the other, but after watching me step up, started DDBing. i love that when you get your shit together, you can be a massive slut and no one cares anymore Smile )

I talk my way into HQ and get about 5 girls to scour the toilets for me. they picked up on me being in "rescue" mode and i got massive iois from most of them. funny, that lol. i find my target and take care of her friend. i didnt talk to my target much, just let her watch me in action. we go back to my place.

I manage logistics by laying the friend down on my sofabed (where she curled up in a drunken smelly ball lol) and lead my target into my room.

thank God i left the lights off, cos there were condom wrappers on the floor. NOT COOL. i kick the used condom under the bed lol (what a cunt. im not a bad person, i swear lolololol)

I kino, chat soothingly etc and tell her im going to check on her friend, and make sure shes ok.

i come back into the room 3 minutes later, start massaging, and realise shes not wearing her jeans. im like "dum dum dum hm her legs are smooth dum dum du...wtf...her legs? why can i feel her legs? her...oh. yah. gotcha"

bangbangbangbangbang lol

[Sage]

HAHAHA very nicely done!

I hope you got your goodies with the second one, though? I hate it when they keep getting off and I'm not even close. Pisses me off for days!!!