Storytelling?

[Guest]

So I deliver Pizza at night while attending school during the day, it might be seen as a DLV, but I've got a shitload of freaking awesome stories that I could tell about my experiences. but I'm not quite sure how to use them in a set or if I even could without making myself look bad. I think I'll give an example of one:

Ever hear of a place that's a Funeral Home/Barber shop/Income tax office? I get an order to a Funeral Home off of Lancaster and while taking the order in, I notice a guy getting his hair cut, so I asked the lady who ordered, "What gives" and she's like "Yeah, you saw the guy getting his haircut? we're also a barber shop, and we also do taxes you should bring your W2 to us!" of course I'm like "WTF??"

I've run delivered to suspected porno shoots, drug houses, 50 year old dominatrixes asking me to come in and a Buff Marine guy in his underwear showing off his ".45 Glock that he used to kill a white tail with" crazy ass shit. any Ideas on how/if I can use my stories? when are they appropriate? (maybe comfort?) What do you guys think?

[Guest]

If you want a really good way to tell stories you should read microloop theory. Make your story like that of a soap opera. Generally have a conflict (you get an order for a funeral home), and mini-plots that make the story interesting (that home is where your mom is buried or something) (and then there was also a weird guy that worked there who always tried to show me his '.45 glock'). Then get a resolution to one (they fired the .45 glock guy because he kept doing weird things with the bodies) but have the other mini plot still unsolved, so the girls get hooked and then you cut the story, roll to something else. This way they will get emotionally attracted to you like they would a soap opera because they think there will be another episode to resolve the conflict of the mini plot.... Thats my two cents at least =/

[Guest]

interesting!

[Guest]

I will turn the stories of your life into the golden web with which I pull chicks.

Thanks for the ideas...