by Guest » Fri Sep 05, 2008 4:43 pm
Its not cheating if its ith the same sex guys.... get in the now!!!
How many times must you appeal to her logic before you learn, make it emotional, turn her horny, fuck her and tell her how awesome she is. I goes like this...
You: What youre mad?? AT WHAT!??
Her: BLAH BLAH YOU HAVE A PENIS BLAH
You: Oh yeah? So how did that make you feel? Did you want to slap me?
Her: Yes, you fucking jackass blah
You: did you want to push me? (get closer)
Her: fuck you, asshole
You: Fuck me?, fuck you (in the seduction tone) (grab her arm by her side and pull her close)
You: hit me
Her: (she slaps you)
You: grab her and make out with her
You COULD turn tha around and make it happy, but why?.. rough make up sex = god
If she ever brings it up again:
Her: you remember that waitress you flirted with??
You: Remember when you took it in the ass and then shit on my dick, how good did THAT feel uh.
Her: ....no
You: whoops, wrong girl..
Her: Asshole!
You: sweet!! rough make up sex.... can I be on top this time?