When she asks "how many girls have you slept with?"

[Guest]

What's the best answer to shut her up? :)

[Guest]

"Im a virgin."
or

"Since???"

or

"Counting you?" (even if you havent had sex with her.... especially if you havent)

or

"You're spying for my mom aren't you?, youre not gettin an answer from me..."

"Carry the 7..."

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What's the best answer to shut her up? :)
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"you mean...this week??" and slap her ass for good measure and continue on.

Don't engage this in any kind of 'logical' attempt at a discussion.

[Guest]

Haha, these lines are hilarious! I have used the virgin line before and then I just take it to an extreme and change the subject.

"Yeah, I'm a virgin, but I think tonight is gonna be the night ;)"