Best Texts

[Scoundrel]

Put your best text openers and threads here.

Put your butt on the phone. This is a booty call.

Let's take a sabbatical in Poland. We'll pay for it by doing East European porn.

What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?

I'll post some more if you guys add a few.

[Gamble]

Just made you open your phone. Looks like I've got you in check.

For use with SNL's: Text after you leave the club and say "Hey sexy, what are you up to?"
They will respond because you just gave her an IOI and an SOI. You get her to come over or you go over to her place for an "afterparty."

[Gamble]

I was just watching tv and I thought about you... i don't know why, it was like you popped in my head and I couldn't get it out... So what are you up to?

This uses pair bonding to spark emotions and make them think that you are thinking about them even though you may not be at all...

[Scoundrel]

Here's one I use at parties or a few minutes after number closing a chick in a bar we're both still in.

If you knew what I was thinking about doing to you...

[Scoundrel]

This one is brand new. I came up with it today and I've been sending it to all the chicks in my phone.

( | ) <----- Me mooning you.

[Scoundrel]

Here's one I came up with over the weekend.

Me: Do you know what I like about you?

Her: What?

Me: ( . Y . )

[bigdprince]

I have the innate ability ( or special talent ) to breath through my ears...

You can say this... or text this. The hyper sexuals get it right away the others.. let it sink in and they die laughing or you push a curious button that consumes them.

[Scoundrel]

I have the innate ability ( or special talent ) to breath through my ears...

You can say this... or text this. The hyper sexuals get it right away the others.. let it sink in and they die laughing or you push a curious button that consumes them.

I have used this. And I'll sometimes add "and I have a TV on my forehead."

It's pretty money.