How would you....

[Brick]

answer this question in a funny way. Its from a chick I havent meet yet. Ive answered any kind of question w/ something smart but Ive been stumped on this one.

What is a scenario that would make you nervous?

I want to answert w/ something short, funny, and to the point.

Ex:
Meeting you and noticing an unusually large Adam’s apple.

Having a house note, car note, and girlfriend……..that are all late.

Accidentally walking in on a Neo Nazi convention.
This actually happened. I’m bald so I thought I would blend in but the whole being black thing gave me away.

[zine]

hm I'll give you something, but I hope you don't think you need to say all these smart and witty lines to impress her, that's needy. I'm sure you are too cool to be needy though, so I'll help you out.

One thaddeush on here told me is "pink bunnies! those things are viscious!"

these are just off the top of my head:

"running out of toilet paper in a public restroom."
"gay guys, that are into me"
"those pop top cans, I'm always afraid I'm going to cut myself."
"locking blade knives, heck you get those and a pop can in the same room I'd really be screwed."
"girls who ask me what makes me nervous... awww shit damn you! :p"