I've been messing around with a woman's relationship site

[Alphagame]

trying to learn more about women and they're thought patterns, why they flake, etc.

Anyway, there's a guy on there who posted this. I figured the DallasPUA society would get a kick out of this. (V = woman and I WISH the smiley's would come out on this cut and paste) This poor bastard...the women posted 107 pages worth of replies to this thread. Ironically, none of the women can figure out that this guy has NO CHANCE with this woman!

OMG.....lol.

I have no idea what just happened....I'll let you all decide for yourselves.

Here was the date plan - I pick V up at our park n' ride on I-95 at 5:30p.m. so we can be to Baltimore around 6:30 for the 7p.m. show @ the Comedy Club.

Here's what happened...lol. At 5:00p.m. leaving my house, I suddenly felt very uneasy about driving V into Baltimore City because of the recent terrorist threats in England & Scotland. Don't ask me why.....I can't explain it. I know there is 99.9% chance that nothing would happen. Maybe because we're between New York & Wash D.C., that makes me think Balto could be a target. But because it's a holiday weekend & tourism & traffic is very heavy there, IF anything did happen......well, I'm not going to try & explain right now...but I did not want to take V down there.

So, when we met, I hopped out of the car & gave her a big hug....she immediately asked me what was "new" when we got into my vehicle & I nervously chuckled & explained how uncomfortable I was feeling about driving into Balto. I was very calm & relaxed, please don't think I was acting crazy or paranoid or nervous. It was just a very strong feeling to not go there. I trust my intuition enough to "go with it".

She hadn't heard about the trouble in the UK & was pretty concerned too. She said it was fine that we didn't go. She is so cool about it....lol. She just said, "ok, sure....where did you want to go instead?"

I suggested the movies & she said that sounded good as long as we saw something lite & funny. I suggested seeing Knocked Up - it is supposed to be really funny.

We had 2 hours to kill so I asked if she wanted to go back to my place since it was on the way & I could show her how a sloppy bachelor lives & we could talk. She jumped at that & said YES....lol

We talked at my place too long (I lost track of time) & got to the movies just in time to see the beginning. Wow....what a terrible movie for a date!! sad.gif It was incredibly crude with foul language & they used every word in the book just in the 1st 15 minutes. It was like a wave of vulgarity. I was so uncomfortable...I never laughed one time. (if I had watched this alone, it probably would have been humorous....but not with V there). It was humiliating. After I heard the "v_ g _ n a" word, I leaned over & asked if she was uncomfortable...she nodded. I grabbed her arm & we left. (1st time in my life I ever walked out during a movie)

When we got outside, I told her I was so sorry & felt totally humiliated for not knowing the movie was going to be like that. I'm not sure if I've ever been more embarrassed before. She said it was ok, she knew I had no idea.

She suggested we go to Starbucks across the street. As we walked to my car - I was waiting to take her hand in mind & the damn opportunity never happened...she kept playing with her hair!! I was so ****ed...lol.

We get to Starbucks, stay about an hour, talked about everything & as we left I started to feel a lot of pressure about trying to kiss her when I drop V off. I REALLY wanted to try the hand-holding 1st to see her reaction. dammit!

We get to her car...I park so I can walk her around to her door.....telling her how much I enjoyed the evening inspite of the 2 mix-ups (Comedy Club no-show & raunchy movie). She says "thank you so much for the invite" & as I go to kiss her....she reaches down to get her keys!!! ....and I'm just left there leaning down...lol. I lift my head up & wait for her to look up.....when she does, I grab her near her shoulders, lean in to kiss her & she lets me kiss the corner of her mouth....lol. I got about 50% lips...lol!! omg - I'm laughing so hard typing this. Then I hugged her again. That's it folks. sorry. no kiss. And it was so awkward again, i didn't dare initiate the "talk" I had planned if she turned away my advances. I'm jinxed! wacko.gif

It did feel as tho she kissed back just the slightest bit (or was I just hoping that's what she did?) & she didn't really turn away at all, but..........well, you decide.

Ok, here's the thing.............this was BY FAR the BEST time yet I've had yet with V. Because we didn't see the movie.....we talked to each other from 5:30 to 9:30. Right now, as I write this I feel so good inside, & I have no idea why. All I know is I can't wait to call her again & ask her out again. Am I crazy? She just wants to be friends right? RIGHT? Help me here, because I don't feel that right now. I think this woman is very shy or taking it slow...etc. I'm just liking this woman more & more as spend time together & she was more open tonight with me than ever before. For the 1st time in all 5 dates - she initiated the conversation numerous times & seemed interested in what I had been doing recently. When she got in her car...she rolled down the passenger window & said "next time we'll find a better movie". Next time? good.gif

This was the best disaster date I've ever had. I'm lost though. I'm not upset at all. Shouldn't I be? She didn't touch me & that was NOT a kiss...lol. Wait, maybe I'll get 75% lips next time!..lol

P.S. I had numerous times besides the 2 hugs to gently touch her arms, back, leg & I did. (not too much tho...maybe 4 -5 times). Am I expecting a response from her to those? .....because I didn't see any.

I think it's time I just ask her if she's interested...don't you? Help!...lol.

[playercool]

Poor guy. This is why the game and community is so nice. It really helps guys out like this.

Hell even if you just get a few points from this stuff you have learned a lot.

[Dragon]

Maybe the poor guy is posting this to game the other women reading it. He is DHV to them. nah... haha He is way too needy and paranoid. WTF, I can't drive across a highway because I am afraid of BinLaden. Bullpoopy!!!