Some funny lines

[TheRussian]

(Hold her hand.) Can you hold this while I go for a walk?

I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance...

I'm desperate, I'll take anyone. You'll do.

Hi. Are you cute?

I want my salad to look just like yours.

I am reluctantly attracted to you.

Every time you smile, you remind me of Bugs Bunny.

Tag! You're it.

I'd buy you a drink, but I'd get jealous of the straw.

Hey, you're the chick who ran over my dog!

I'm not Irish, but you can kiss me anyway.

So this priest, a rabbi, and a Mongolian horny toad walk into a bar and...oh, never mind, I bet you don't get jokes.

Here -- take my cell phone, so I won't have to ask for your number.

If you were on the dollar menu at McDonalds, I'd take about 3 of you to go.

I'm a little worried you're not getting enough Vitamin Me.

Are you staring at me? If you are, do you mind if I stare back?

The little people behind my eyes that yell at my brain told me to tell you just how sexy you are.

Wow, look at that -- our hands fit together perfectly. How odd.

Hi, I know how to make your ex-boyfriend jealous.