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X-Wing Intro

PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:03 pm
by x-wing
In my mid-twenties. Recently divorced. Met a girl when I was really young. She was practically my only GF. We admittedly had some very great moments, but at our core we had both settled with one another. The feeling of content satisfaction eventually shifted as we both matured and decided we needed different things in life.

Given that background, it's plain to see that I'm fairly inexperienced. But I'm ready to take control. I no longer want to have to depend on the circumstances of life. Most people meet women through a job, school, or a friend of a friend. Most people won't move, unless their job requires them to. Most people won't pursue their dream career, unless fired. And most people won't get healthy, until a heart attack.

I got turned onto pickup because I like the concept of not depending on fate. The events and people of my life should be of my own doing. I believe in steering the oar. Grabbing life by the pig-tails. I'm ready to propel this vessel forward, even if I do hit a couple icebergs along the way.

On several occasions I've flown Han-style (ie solo). I feel comfortable with situational openers. My routine is to get within cautious proximity and make some transparent comment. Within the midsts of these shakey pseudo sets, I can even start to get giggles and flakey numbers.

I haven't done a balls-out direct approach yet though. And the thought still fills my stomach with a butterfly swarm of biblical proportions.

On top of it all, I've voluntarily succumbed to orthodontic bondage. Yup, I got braces recently. Possibly nothing else in the world can clamp a vagina quicker. In earnestness, I know it's a self-limiting belief. I know this belief can be overcome and I'm honestly eager to quash it.

I'm not that bad looking of a guy either. I'm physically fit. I have a face better than radio, probably not good enough for TV, but definitely good enough for You Tube. Some girls tell me I'm cute, but the statement is said so apathetically that it instantly pigeon holes me into the friend zone. I think that can be overcome too.

Well, that's my melodramatic introduction. I have a lot of work to do. -- x-wing

Re: X-Wing Intro

PostPosted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:30 pm
by x-wing
Oh yeah, if you wanna sarge or need a wing, PM me. I'm down for almost any Thur-Sat night. :)

Re: X-Wing Intro

PostPosted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:29 pm
by Gamble
Glad to see youv'e woken up from bein an AFC. We definitely need to sarge sometime together and I will get rid of your AA too. I'll send you my contact info and we'll get that out of the way first thing.

Re: X-Wing Intro

PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 1:24 am
by SaladSpoon
dude, im 24 and have had my braces on for 1 1/2 years now and i dont want em to come off! at first like you I saw them as something to hinder my appearance but if you wear em with confidence they're a permanant peacock accessory! I also feel like i've met every dental hygenist in san antonio because when there is one in a bar i go to they always open me with "whos your orthodontist!?" try and get some teeth jokes down to. ive used a few like "i had sexy teeth before" HB: "who told you that?" 4 out of 5 dentists agree. HB: LOL

-also (you can only use this one if you have time to talk to the bartender like in a fairly empty bar)
me: do you know how to make a smile on the rocks?"
HB Bartender: uh, no
me: "like this" *flash your braces* wait 2 seconds for a reply then order your real drink and work your game. (i found if theres more than one person waiting for a drink she'll just move onto the next patron without asking you again for your order)
-good luck and lemme know if you think of any other cool teeth jokes
xoxo, SaladSpoon

Re: X-Wing Intro

PostPosted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:42 am
by SaladSpoon
one thing i forgot to say (not sure if its already a general rule) dont talk about the braces unless they bring em up first like saying "aww you have braces how cute!" <--thats the one i hear the most. i usually just comeback with a calm "you noticed." <branch out from there with one line and shortly after ask to see her teeth> (insert neg about her teeth) possibly the bugs bunny teeth line = gold!
xoxo, SaladSpoon